Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

After having Nadia from BB burned onto my retinas, how could you inflict this upon me, Southpaw?

And here was me thinking we were buddies. I had always thought of us as Boxing Scene's very own Martin Riggs & Roger Murtaugh. Now I doubt we're even Cannon & Ball.

*Runs away crying*

[Southpaw Stinger]

Does Scarlett cleavage make it all better?

[Oasis_Lad]

Scarlett and the twins always make it better.

[Southpaw Stinger]

The twins always manage to smooth over the rough patches in our relationship.

[Oasis_Lad]

The schnoz, from Nottingham foz:

[Southpaw Stinger]

The schnoz, from Nottingham foz:

"Watch it, mate! Yer could have me eye out with that thing."

[Oasis_Lad]

I wonder if Carl has ever killed a Scotsman with a Bow & Arrow?

[Southpaw Stinger]

I wonder if Carl has ever killed a Scotsman with a Bow & Arrow?

Who nose?

[Oasis_Lad]

Who nose?

Save the quality material for the stage. BS isn't worthy of those sort of gags.

[Oasis_Lad]