Limey Lang

[Clegg]

What do your mates that you watch the Haye fights with say about this so called duckery?

And you got any pics of this page 3 lass?

They don't really follow boxing so they don't know anything about it really.

Her name's Sam Cooke I do believe. Hard to make sure and look for pics as I'm on the family PC due to broken laptop charger. This PC is slow and shite, it reminds me of Wales.

[Clegg]

Anyone seen Fat City? It's a boxing film from 1972, Jeff Bridges is in it.

I watched it earlier. Not bad but not great either.

[Chunk..]

Sorry, haven't seen it. I'm not as cool as you.

[Clegg]

I watched it with my nan. Can't get any cooler than that.

[BOLLOCKS]

Clegg's nan is cooler than Chunk, and she's probably not a fat fuck.

[Clegg]

Aye, and she doesn't change what football team she supports on a daily basis either

[Chunk..]

The abuse............

[Clegg]

The abuse............

Child abuse?

[Chunk..]

I don't have to take this.

[Mr Bigglesworth]