Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

"Mr. Ghandi, what do you think of Western Civilization?"

"I think it would be a good idea."

"Sarccy ****..."

[Oasis_Lad]

Okay, we'll take back your degree from London University, AND your national Health specs.... what do you think of Western Civilization now, Mr. Magoo?!?

[Southpaw Stinger]

Okay, we'll take back your degree from London University, AND your national Health specs.... what do you think of Western Civilization now, Mr. Magoo?!?

Damn right!

[Oasis_Lad]

Bloody foreigners.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Bloody foreigners.

Can't stand any of the ****s. I don't care how many Japanese appliances I have in me home.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I was in the war... but I didn't see YOU there.

I fought for men like you... only I never got one.

[Oasis_Lad]

As long as they cook me curries, and clean me clothes - I'll abide them.

Step out of line though, and it's back to the doldrums of Shanty Town.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Tolerate our inferiors. I like it.

[Oasis_Lad]

Ever washed a BMW?

Yeah.

What, a Black Man's ****?!? He he he.........

One of the classic Playground set-ups back in the day.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Ever washed a BMW?

Yeah.

What, a Black Man's ****?!? He he he.........

One of the classic Playground set-ups back in the day.

Usually the response in the Manchester Playgrounds is,

"No, but I've nicked one."

But the punch line works just the same.