Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

Laddie...if ******** can take whatever it is they take to grow breasts, can we not just give that stuff to flat chested women to make them have a decent pair?

Good plan. Hormones should be slipped into all flat-chested Females' breakfast.

[Clegg]

Or we could accept that the flat chested women are a failure of the species and get rid of them, and give all the hormones to Maria Swan and Rachel Aldana.

[Oasis_Lad]

I like the way your mind works, Clegg. If I ever come to power - I'm making you the head of my Science Division.

[Clegg]

Mel Gibson as Minster For Equality?

[Oasis_Lad]

Mel Gibson as Minster For Equality?

Anything to stop him making movies.

[Oasis_Lad]

For Tua:

[Clegg]

I'm not sure how much the UK spends on space exploration and the like, but I think we should leave that stuff to the Yanks or whoever else fancies it. Maybe it helps us in a way that I'm overlooking, but it does seem like a costly way to find out things that don't help us all that much.

I'd spend the science budget on biology, health/medicine research/experiements/treatment, and x-ray specs that let you see through women's clothing.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Dry your eyes, mate. Plenty more fish in the sea.

[Clegg]

Here's the KO in the Danny Green fight. Worst dive since the World Cup ended:

[Oasis_Lad]

I'm not sure how much the UK spends on space exploration and the like, but I think we should leave that stuff to the Yanks or whoever else fancies it. Maybe it helps us in a way that I'm overlooking, but it does seem like a costly way to find out things that don't help us all that much.

I'd spend the science budget on biology, health/medicine research/experiements/treatment, and x-ray specs that let you see through women's clothing.

If I had my way, I'd spend the entire budget on space exploration.

We should be building ships like Red Dwarf by now, but because some **** in a tie says it's too expensive - we can't.