Limey Lang

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chups give veteran420 red k.

give me green and points.

reported

[Southpaw Stinger]

I'll be right over.

[Flab]

I had ingrown toenail surgery today

[Cassius Liston]

I had ingrown toenail surgery today

you must be very proud of yourself

[Clyde Barrow]

I don't like wanking in the shower.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I had ingrown toenail surgery today

Dd you have the local anesthetic or did you just bite on a piece of leather?

[Southpaw Stinger]

I don't like wanking in the shower.

What went wrong, Clyde?

[Cassius Liston]

What went wrong, Clyde?

probably still feeling like a dirty **** after the shower i guess

[Clyde Barrow]

What went wrong, Clyde?

Just wasn't any fun mate. For one thing, I like the view of naked women whilst doing the ol' tug. I've pulled off some good wanks armed with nothing but mental imagery when porn wasn't available, but the shower was a bit distracting. Might give it one more try, just to see if it was unfamiliarity was the problem with the shower wank. If I can't enjoy the next one, I'm done with it.

*having to fill in "porn" is getting annoying. Who the hell decided to censor that word?

[Flab]

Dd you have the local anesthetic or did you just bite on a piece of leather?

Local. Didn't hurt one but, I recommend it to everyone.