Some of the highlights from my Pap ghostwriting session from last year. Feel free to add your own.
“You rappers are like Firefox, I got tabs on you?br />
“MC’s are like Laserdiscs, ‘cos don’t nobody play you?br />
“Rappers are solar eclipses, ‘cos you ain’t seein?me?br />
“You rappers are like dead bee’s to me, you got no buzz?br />
“You got no bread, I roll up and bust your bagel/you’re girl
licked my breadstick, I shot crumbs on the table?br />
“She gave me head but didn’t bite it like a mantis/I’m down by law like a legal library in built in Atlantis?br />
“I got a Jones for the mic but I’m not Mike Jones?br />
“Leave you punch-drunk like you drunk punch with vodka in it?br />
“This chickenhead started chirping, I said ‘Get on Twitter?She almost threw a fit, I told her ‘get fitter’”
“I’ll box you out, put you in a box and then call you Jack in the Box.?
“I’m like past-due milk, the ladies like to spoil me?br />
“I popped this punk in the eye, called him ‘chicken?and sent him back to Popeyes?br />
“You drunker than Joe Namath if you think I gonna kiss and tell a reporter, bitch?br />
“Make my c.r.e.a.m. then I go and steal Wendy’s/ I lick shots like you lick Ice creams at Wendys?br />
“My Nina will make your dome look like Hurricane Katrina?br />
“Bust you in the eye with my iphone/now you can see where the future lies?br />
“I tell a ***** I take her to my white castle/then i buy that ***** a burger from White Castle with no hassle?br />
“Don’t dog me doggy, y’all hop to it like fleas/after this Jive
deal I wanna branch out, like trees?
“Stop barking, dog ?make like a tree and leave/me and your spouse got high and hit it, like a treehouse be?br />
“You’re on my case like this was CSI/might make me flip like Nintendo DSi?br />
“Me and Remy go together like soda and Remy/you wanna act-up, I’mma hand you an Emmy?br />
“Sound the alarm, ‘cos it’s thugification and Pap’s here/bitches come see every year like they get they pap smear?br />
“I say ‘Slay, go slay ‘em?and he said, ‘Kay?you want drama? I’m the king, like my man Kay Slay?br />
“Don’t try to play me son, I don’t kid/I’ll make like Mario Kart and put red shells in your lid
I hope Gold Mac reads this thread
“You rappers are like Firefox, I got tabs on you?br />
“MC’s are like Laserdiscs, ‘cos don’t nobody play you?br />
“Rappers are solar eclipses, ‘cos you ain’t seein?me?br />
“You rappers are like dead bee’s to me, you got no buzz?br />
“You got no bread, I roll up and bust your bagel/you’re girl
licked my breadstick, I shot crumbs on the table?br />
“She gave me head but didn’t bite it like a mantis/I’m down by law like a legal library in built in Atlantis?br />
“I got a Jones for the mic but I’m not Mike Jones?br />
“Leave you punch-drunk like you drunk punch with vodka in it?br />
“This chickenhead started chirping, I said ‘Get on Twitter?She almost threw a fit, I told her ‘get fitter’”
“I’ll box you out, put you in a box and then call you Jack in the Box.?
“I’m like past-due milk, the ladies like to spoil me?br />
“I popped this punk in the eye, called him ‘chicken?and sent him back to Popeyes?br />
“You drunker than Joe Namath if you think I gonna kiss and tell a reporter, bitch?br />
“Make my c.r.e.a.m. then I go and steal Wendy’s/ I lick shots like you lick Ice creams at Wendys?br />
“My Nina will make your dome look like Hurricane Katrina?br />
“Bust you in the eye with my iphone/now you can see where the future lies?br />
“I tell a ***** I take her to my white castle/then i buy that ***** a burger from White Castle with no hassle?br />
“Don’t dog me doggy, y’all hop to it like fleas/after this Jive
deal I wanna branch out, like trees?
“Stop barking, dog ?make like a tree and leave/me and your spouse got high and hit it, like a treehouse be?br />
“You’re on my case like this was CSI/might make me flip like Nintendo DSi?br />
“Me and Remy go together like soda and Remy/you wanna act-up, I’mma hand you an Emmy?br />
“Sound the alarm, ‘cos it’s thugification and Pap’s here/bitches come see every year like they get they pap smear?br />
“I say ‘Slay, go slay ‘em?and he said, ‘Kay?you want drama? I’m the king, like my man Kay Slay?br />
“Don’t try to play me son, I don’t kid/I’ll make like Mario Kart and put red shells in your lid
I hope Gold Mac reads this thread
Can't figure anything out that ****** but I be happy to bump this. Hilarious 
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