post your favourite eminem lines

[slimshandy69]

No one dead or alive are near eminem, hes just scary on the mic...jay z got owned by him, biggie got owned by him on dead wrong, xzibit got owned by him, only royce has ever been enar his level...

My favourite lines are..

"there 3 things i hate, girls women and bitches"

"my lifes like kinda what my wifes like, ****ed up after i beat her ****ing ass every night(ike)"

"My metephors are so complicated it takes at least 6 minutes to get aplause"...

[Grand Champ]

Pretty much every line on the Eminem show is classic. Such an entertaining album. Superman is just a great track man. Can't pick 1 line..

They call me Superman
Leap tall hoes in a single bound
I'm single now
Got no ring on this finger now
I'll never let another chick bring me down
In a relationship save it *****, babysit? you make me sick
Superman aint savin ****, girl you can jump on shady's ****
Straight from the hip, cut to the chase
I'll ***TELL THE MUTHA ****IN*** slut to her face
Play no games, say no names, ever since I broke up with what's her face
I'm a different man, kiss my ass, kiss my lips, ***** why ask?
Kiss my ****, hit my cash, i'd rather have you whip my ass
Don't put out? i'll put you out
Won't get out? i'll push you out
Puss blew out, poppin ****
Wouldn't piss on fire to put you out
Am I too nice? buy you ice
***** if you died, wouldn't buy you life
What you tryin to be, my new wife?
What you Mariah? fly through twice
But I do know one thing though
Bitches they come, they go
Saturday through sunday monday
Monday through sunday yo
Maybe i'll love you one day
Maybe we'll someday grow
Till then just sit your drunk ass on that ****in runway hoe...