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    #1

    Failed Punchlines

    That Papoose thread inspired me to do this.

    "Yall softer than ****s in swimming pools"

    Not only was it gay, it was horrible. Dude didn't even say "no ****"

    What yall got?
    #2
    lmao @ that line...who said that?


    papoose also once said "you're not me like him"

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      #3
      U remember J-Hood from D-Block? He said it. No wonder Kiss and SP kicked him out. He horrible...lmao

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        #4
        "Yall softer than ****s in swimming pools" LOOOL!! FAIL!

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          #5
          "I'm hot cause I'm fly
          You ain't cause you're not"

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            #6
            "I rock mostly dosey, I roll mostly dololy
            I'll leave you wholy, holy, you'll say Holy Moly
            Here come the coroner get 'em, play Rolly Poley"

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              #7
              "i'm hotter than the sun" think Lil Wayne said that after Budden said in 04 rappers need to stop sayin bull**** rhymes.

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                #8
                I got Brooklyn in my balls, so you can see Brooklyn when you lookin at my draws..

                Take a guess.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Derranged View Post
                  I got Brooklyn in my balls, so you can see Brooklyn when you lookin at my draws..

                  Take a guess.
                  haha i actually like that line! i look forward to it every time i listen to that track. i acknowledge that it's lame but i like it. that whole verse is pretty much garbage actually. "i keep a high tech like the producer" "get blackberried like a cellphone"

                  and that cam'ron verse up there from Get Em Girls...hillarious. some of the worst lines ever released in hip hop history, i swear.

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                    #10
                    Lil Wayne.....

                    "i'm in that water like a cruise ship"

                    "we on like the television"

                    "i get in her mouth like poledent"

                    "i'm leanin like a three legged lion"

                    "it's going down like down goes frazier"

                    "like ranch i dip"

                    "i'm cold like salami"



                    "I get up like down" Magoo

                    "I'm just kidding like Jason." Nelly

                    "Its all gravy like chicken when its smothered" DMX

                    "I stay high like that word we use to greet each other." Papoose

                    "I shine like a relatively shiney item." Fabolous

                    "Im like Jadakiss wit bail money, I really freestyles." Papoose

                    "I load guns for free.....you can call me freeloader." Papoose

                    "I'm hungry for cheese like hungry hungry hippos." Project Pat

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