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    The hardest you ever been hit

    I’m talking fist to face.

    Tbh the hardest I’ve ever been hit was by a female.

    I ain’t a bitch. This just means my eyes are open and you’re never gonna land.

    This girl is a smoke show and has an ass n thighs on her like Serena Williams. Very fast and aggressive.

    I agreed to let her punch me because I accidentally kicked her in the face. This is all drunk stuff.

    She winds up and knocks me into the middle of next week. I don’t drop but I’m staring around the field trying to remember why there are trees all around me for a couple seconds.

    Do not close your eyes when an athlete of this caliber is about to strike you.

    She honestly could have been a boxing champion if she just decided to become that. She was so dominant and scary throughout my childhood.

    #2
    To be clear this was not a date and I don’t hang out in the woods. It was a party a little out of town and I was tackled so my lawn chair went backward and I hit her.

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      #3
      Haven’t been hit with a punch since I was 12. I got whopped too.

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        #4
        During my Amatuer Boxing days, i used to spar a nightmare kid.

        The type of kid who would take 2-3 shots to get in and land his own and land them HARD.

        I remember he caught me with a right hand that made me lean all the way to my right, near down to waist level . I didnt get knocked down but got back up to stance straight away.

        I started jumping up and down like Manny Pacquaio to show him i wasnt hurt but it definately had an impact.

        My trainer saw it and called "TIME .... !"

        Cut a long story short, i heard whistling out of that side of my head, my ear for the whole week. When ever someone would talk i would hear a whistle along with their voice.

        I only found out months later that this was a concussion

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          #5
          Wtf did you let her punch you?

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            #6
            For reference I’ve never been in a legit fist fight or punches solid in the face (despite the joke threads I make claiming different.)

            I think I’d have an okay chin but it’s never been tested so I don’t know.

            One thing is for sure, if someone did hit me and I’ll lose the head regardless

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              #7
              Not in the face but got my ribs broken & didnt even realise until after the adrenaline wore off.

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                #8
                Got ragdolled by a biker dude - Satan's ****** MCC - back in '96... I was perpetually drunk back then but I remember the day cos it was the day before my old man's 50th Birthday and I turned up to it with two black eyes.

                I was out with the Manchester Punks drinking the week before, maybe a dozen of us, and we'd got in a bit of a scuffle with this dude and one of the other club members after a kid I knew accidentally stumbled into one of their bikes. Anyways there was this bear of a dude and a skinnier, rawboned one... I tried to corner the skinnier one, dude was swinging his helmet round on it's strap like a flail and next I know I'm picking myself off the floor, got a nice little 2" scar on my hairline - impact split. Anyways, I get up and manage to kinda rugby tackle the bigger dude whilst he's wrestling with one of the other punks... he's already literally one-punched a coupla other guys that I knew could fight - sent 'em flying - and you can see he's done some boxing so taking his legs seemed like the safer bet.

                Anyway another mate's already had his cheek slashed open somehow, and me and this other kid manage to drag this effing tank down and I sit on his legs and start punching him in the nuts then the police show, the two bikers make a run for their bikes... all good, plenty of blood and stories to tell, not a particularly unusual sort of occurance.

                Anyways next week I'm down sitting on my regular drinking bench, by the arches between Grand Central and Revolution on Oxford Rd for those who know Manchester. Just me, chatting ish with a coupla students and my girl at the time, think another one of my squatting mates was there too. Suddenly coming down the street you got the throbbing roar of bike engines. A lot of em. Heart fkn sank... your gut knows before your head catches up.

                Anyway the full Club - or most of em anyway - maybe 20 odd dudes and their bikes show up, pull up and I know they've clocked me straight away. I know what's coming too, but they don't hurry it. Get off their bikes, get their drinks. Dude I'd punched in the nuts just giiving me the eye but not doing anything yet. Letting the fear build a bit. If I had any sense I woulda just got up and gone, but ego wouldn't let me for one, - that was my hangout - and part of me was like 'shit... might as well get it over and done with' cos it'd come sooner or later anyway.

                Anyway. I went to the Spar on the corner get me another 4 pack and when I'm nearly back the dude and a coupla of his mates waiting already... comes up in front of me and says something like 'Remember me'... and there's me still trying to come back with a snappy rejoinder when the first punch lands. Woulda had to have been a right cross though I didn't see a damn thing coming. Been hit plenty of times but never like that. Like I'd been smacked round the head with an effing 2 x 4 (which I have previously so I can make the comparison), flash of light and I got some kinda weird momentary snapshot of my head being inside a parked car, like through the passenger window or something... IDK..

                Just a blur from then, know I took a hook to right side of my head which just crumpled me, maybe a coupla kicks as well, but honestly couldn't say for sure. Next thing I really recall my girl's handing me a can of Special Brew and cleaning me up with a tissue. Didn't even go get it looked at or anything... just went back, sat on my bench and carried on drinking...
                Last edited by Citizen Koba; 01-29-2021, 04:03 PM.

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                  #9
                  Body shot when I was a youngin before I started actually training.

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                    #10
                    I've never been punched in the face. I heard it's quite a shock to the system the first time it happens. I did get dropped by a spinning back thrust kick to the solar plexus when I was doing tae kwon do. That was not fun.

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