I forgot my girlfriends name once

[TheMyspaceDayz]

Funny story

I met this girl online and she shows up with crazy emotional baggage. Dumps everything on me on night one and jumps my bones.

You cannot ask what a girls name is after the ****. Trust me.

Just gonna continue dating this girl until I figure her name out.
Simple.
Avoid situations where I’m required to know her name and I’m golden.

Two weeks have passed and her mail is giving me nothing. Friends call her by nicknames. I’m sweating hard inside because I know soon the jig will be up.

She tells me “hey, I got a teaching gig coming up.” Apparently she is a substitute teacher and she is going to teach calligraphy.

Light bulb

“I bet I can write my name more neatly than yours. Let’s go.” She taps into the fact I’m a little too intrigued in what her name is.

I don’t know if you ever watched someone have an epiphany but it is frightening.

She’s sitting there like “you don’t know my name, do you? What is it?” And I’m coming at her with elementary shit like “I’m not even going to justify that question with a response”.

I take about 4 guesses at what her real name is on my out the door. They all come in the form of like “I know what your name is, Sarah.” And “I’m just playing, Janice.” and I keep missing.

I ask her to call me as I’m leaving.
She has an unconvinced look so chilling it would freeze your dick off.

[Lomadeaux]

Funny story

I met this girl online and she shows up with crazy emotional baggage. Dumps everything on me on night one and jumps my bones.

You cannot ask what a girls name is after the ****. Trust me.

Just gonna continue dating this girl until I figure her name out.
Simple.
Avoid situations where I’m required to know her name and I’m golden.

Two weeks have passed and her mail is giving me nothing. Friends call her by nicknames. I’m sweating hard inside because I know soon the jig will be up.

She tells me “hey, I got a teaching gig coming up.” Apparently she is a substitute teacher and she is going to teach calligraphy.

Light bulb

“I bet I can write my name more neatly than yours. Let’s go.” She taps into the fact I’m a little too intrigued in what her name is.

I don’t know if you ever watched someone have an epiphany but it is frightening.

She’s sitting there like “you don’t know my name, do you? What is it?” And I’m coming at her with elementary shit like “I’m not even going to justify that question with a response”.

I take about 4 guesses at what her real name is on my out the door. They all come in the form of like “I know what your name is, Sarah.” And “I’m just playing, Janice.” and I keep missing.

I ask her to call me as I’m leaving.
She has an unconvinced look so chilling it would freeze your dick off.

Is it Delores? Mulva?

[-jose-]

Is it Delores? Mulva?

classic

[Rip Chudd]

Is it Delores? Mulva?

was literally talking about that episode a few days ago

[TheMyspaceDayz]

I’ve seen the Seinfield episode years ago because it gets brought up every single time I share the story. Y’all need to move on from that overrated show.

[Zaroku]

My dad constantly forgot my and my sisters names, but he knew and remembered who owed him money and other crazy stuff.

He had Alzheimer’s and it took his life.

Weed gave him moments of clarity and he could think clearly.

[Beercules]

I had a conversation with some girl I met at a party, we ******.


I saw her again and couldn't think of her name if I had a gun to my head.

[Lomadeaux]

I’ve seen the Seinfield episode years ago because it gets brought up every single time I share the story. Y’all need to move on from that overrated show.

You do realize it's widely regarded as one of the greatest sitcoms of all time, if not the best... right?

You saying you've seen that episode 'years ago' kinda shows you're inexperience with it. I'm guessing you're mid-20's so you probably never watched an entire episode. You may have just googled Delores or Mulva today and just found out what it was.

Either way, don't call Seinfeld over rated. That's just silly talk.

[YoungManRumble]

You do realize it's widely regarded as one of the greatest sitcoms of all time, if not the best... right?

You saying you've seen that episode 'years ago' kinda shows you're inexperience with it. I'm guessing you're mid-20's so you probably never watched an entire episode. You may have just googled Delores or Mulva today and just found out what it was.

Either way, don't call Seinfeld over rated. That's just silly talk.

Yeah it's definitely not overrated. I'm re-watching it again right now and it holds up. Yesterday I saw the episode where Mulva returns when Jerry breaks off the engagement to Janeane Garofalo's character.

The only modern sitcoms that even come close, to me, are Always Sunny (Seinfeld on crack) and Curb Your Enthusiasm (west coast Seinfeld) And no, The Office is not better than any of those shows by a long shot.

[b Murphington]

I’ve seen the Seinfield episode years ago because it gets brought up every single time I share the story. Y’all need to move on from that overrated show.

If everyone brings it up, is it really overrated then?