Want to know what it feels like to see an alien?

[BoomBapTrap]

That’s what I told the last chick I hooked up with.

When I whipped out the meat she said she finally believes in aliens, cause my schlong was out of this world big!

[AlexKid]

He was calling that hobo Daddy

The hobo wasnt strong enough to achieve an erection, he looked malnourished, I could of fought him off, me being 250lbs he being about 130, but I was paralyzed with fear