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    [PLEASE HELP] What Happened To Joseph?

    when Jesus was born he was there but then he was gone. no mentions of what happened to him. he was like wiped of the story? did he ****** Mary or something and got the boot?

    #2
    life expectancy for someone of jesus and joseph's social standing in the beginning of the AD was . jesus was in his 30's. joseph would have almost surely been dead as hell when jesus started preaching and dropped the messiah mix tape.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Straight Up View Post
      when Jesus was born he was there but then he was gone. no mentions of what happened to him. he was like wiped of the story? did he ****** Mary or something and got the boot?


      Seems a bit dodgy, hooks up with Mary who is 12/13 years old. She claims she is a ****** but they gets mysteriously pregnant and claims it is God's child.

      He believes it and raises some other guys child while staying with his own child bride.

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        #4
        He got bitten by a spider

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          #5
          What happened to Jesus’ brother Craig?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Straight Up View Post
            when Jesus was born he was there but then he was gone. no mentions of what happened to him. he was like wiped of the story? did he ****** Mary or something and got the boot?
            The bigger question is what happened to jesus brothers/sisters?

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              #7
              Originally posted by Left Hook Tua View Post
              The bigger question is what happened to jesus brothers/sisters?
              i wanna know more about magdalene. she thiccc





              :wank:

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                #8
                Originally posted by KING MEAT View Post
                i wanna know more about magdalene. she thiccc





                :wank:

                Wasn't she a hooker?

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                  #9
                  When the baby Jesus turned out to be black he cracked it and left.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Left Hook Tua View Post
                    The bigger question is what happened to jesus brothers/sisters?
                    one of them, james, was killed by the romans. the others are not mentioned in the bible except for mark chapter 6. we don't know what happened to them


                    Originally posted by D4thincarnation View Post
                    Seems a bit dodgy, hooks up with Mary who is 12/13 years old. She claims she is a ****** but they gets mysteriously pregnant and claims it is God's child.

                    He believes it and raises some other guys child while staying with his own child bride.
                    joseph was an older man, probably in his 30's or older, mary was approximately 14. people didn't usually live much past 50 in those days, so probably joseph died when jesus was 14 or 15 and he would have taken over the family business.

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