How’s you meet your spouse?

[BoomBapTrap]

How did you meet your spouse, or long time girlfriend for that matter?

Would be interesting to see how many found their current partner. I’m used to going out on the scene and hooking up with randoms.

[BLASTER1]

I saw her in a catalogue and just knew it was my type of bich that I had to have.

[BoxingFan85]

When she smiled at me through the window in Amsterdam while I was ******* off.

[Don Pichardo]

Met mine in jail.

Literally.

We were both probation officers working in a detention center.

[i_am_a_champ]

When she smiled at me through the window in Amsterdam while I was ******* off.

Fam i remember that day. You got her instead of me because of your superior hand speed.

[BoxingFan85]

Fam i remember that day. You got her instead of me because of your superior hand speed.

You are right ol chap, I'm the Amir Khan of fapping.. Sadly I last as long as his fights and with sore nuts too.

[i_am_a_champ]

You are right ol chap, I'm the Amir Khan of fapping.. Sadly I last as long as his fights and with sore nuts too.

Very studly