I’m going to see an escort to lose my ******ity

[Larry the boss]

so you are going to get your corn-hole opened up??

[Larry the boss]

I know but it’d be awkward if she’s not feeling anything

And what if I ejaculate after a minute!! I got her booked for 30 whole mins!

I got some advice for you man...take that money you are going to pay that skank and buy a gun..

Get the gun...go home..put it in your mouth and pull the trigger...we dont need you spreading your DNA and bringing any more damn BETAS in this damn world..you are pathetic

[Larry the boss]

wtf happened to the lounge??? everyone is either paying for skanks or in love with ******** or arguing over some fat ass politician...

[FredRekk]

Awful decision.
You’ll regret it.
And, from experience, that’s not what true *** feels like.

[man down]

Dude just use a dating app. Be honest about what's up and I'm sure you'll get laid fast for free. Meet at a bar pay for some drinks. Then go get laid.

[phallus]

Give her pleasure?

You are paying to get pleasure not paying to give it.

Hes giving her pleasure by paying her

I know but it’d be awkward if she’s not feeling anything

And what if I ejaculate after a minute!! I got her booked for 30 whole mins!

Get tinder and lower your expectations , you'll be getting a bunch of pu$$y in no time

Dude just use a dating app. Be honest about what's up and I'm sure you'll get laid fast for free. Meet at a bar pay for some drinks. Then go get laid.

lol kid, if its your first time she's not feeling any pleasure, it'll be over in two pumps. you'll barely be in there long enough for her to feel something poking her. i agree with these guys, find a slutty girl on tinder or a fat one who will let you practice on her

[Szef]

I got some advice for you man...take that money you are going to pay that skank and buy a gun..

Get the gun...go home..put it in your mouth and pull the trigger...we dont need you spreading your DNA and bringing any more damn BETAS in this damn world..you are pathetic

[D4thincarnation]

Why stop at one.

Get two or three and take the weekend of and really got to town.

[MeiXiang]

Wait. When did Punchr change his name (and tact for that matter)?

[Vodkaholic]

Whatever happened to going to a bar and hitting on the fat chick for a quick lay?

Fat chicks have high self esteem now