Anyone here ever impressed a chick after undressing

[Jc8804]

Lets hear your stories .

You got back to your or her apt and unzipped your pants and pulled it out and her reaction was priceless.

Lets call truth or bull shht .

[b Murphington]

Oh I got a reaction all right!

She laughed and my **** got so sad, a tear ran down his head.

[WarHagler]

A couple of girls have said i have the longest foreskin they've ever seen.

[i_am_a_champ]

I pulled down my underpants and the girl said "Nice clit"

[Szef]

my ***** has been called the smallest they've ever seen by 2 urologists and 4 and a half women so yeah i have.

[Gideon lock]

Not really by time I get undressed i already have atleast two fingers on there fanny giving them a good time. I've had one chick say my **** was massive when sucking me off other than that not to much feedback.

[FredRekk]

Girls say I gotta big wang.

[Willy Wanker]

Nah, when I strip down, they usually say, "where's the rest of it?"

[johnbook]

Nah, when I strip down, they usually say, "where's the rest of it?"

That's Ronald Reagan's one great line as an actor: "Where's the rest of me?"


The ending of this movie remains among the best in cinema history.
Title: King's Row. Above is not the ending.

[KING MEAT]

im a grower not a shower.