A bit of a complement to my other thread, if you will.
In this one I'll look at women who are not, by a strict definition, "beautiful", but somehow give me the horn. Not even that I'm saying they're necessarily good-looking, just that they look like UTTER FILTH.
1. Shirley Manson.
The lead singer of Garbage, she was once told she looked like her face was on upside down, and she's obviously a Grade A Fire Crotch.
Now, she's not BAD LOOKING (is she?), but you wouldn't perhaps say she was beautiful. But I'll tell you what I see.
When I first saw this woman, I thought to myself "that looks like a woman who would **** in a pub toilet." And when I say "pub", I mean "bar", Fat Yanks.
Now, imagine my surprise when, years later, I read an interview with her in, ISTR, Q ****zine, and she said to the interviewer (in a print interview) that the pub where they were having the interview contained a toilet where she'd had *** with, ISTR, five guys.
I KNEW IT.
2. Cara Delevigne
[IMG]//*****nation-assets.imgix.net/2019/08/cara-delevingne-ashley-benson.jpg?w=790&h=530&fit=crop&auto=format&auto=compress&crop=faces[/IMG]
An odd one, that, because she's played sirens in movies, and has worked as a model, so, in a conventional sense, someone must find her beautiful. And I guess she is, in that weird, modelly, "looks like your face is made out of coathangers" way.
But I'm OBSESSED with those eyebrows and I don't know why. In one sense she looks like a persian cat that's constantly smelling **** and turning away from it... she looks like the kind of girl who would kick you in the bollocks just for daring to breathe the same air as her.
And........ I dunno why, but that really gets me horny. The fact that she's bi***ual just adds to the fun.
3-10 coming soon...
In this one I'll look at women who are not, by a strict definition, "beautiful", but somehow give me the horn. Not even that I'm saying they're necessarily good-looking, just that they look like UTTER FILTH.
1. Shirley Manson.
The lead singer of Garbage, she was once told she looked like her face was on upside down, and she's obviously a Grade A Fire Crotch.
Now, she's not BAD LOOKING (is she?), but you wouldn't perhaps say she was beautiful. But I'll tell you what I see.
When I first saw this woman, I thought to myself "that looks like a woman who would **** in a pub toilet." And when I say "pub", I mean "bar", Fat Yanks.
Now, imagine my surprise when, years later, I read an interview with her in, ISTR, Q ****zine, and she said to the interviewer (in a print interview) that the pub where they were having the interview contained a toilet where she'd had *** with, ISTR, five guys.
I KNEW IT.
2. Cara Delevigne
[IMG]//*****nation-assets.imgix.net/2019/08/cara-delevingne-ashley-benson.jpg?w=790&h=530&fit=crop&auto=format&auto=compress&crop=faces[/IMG]
An odd one, that, because she's played sirens in movies, and has worked as a model, so, in a conventional sense, someone must find her beautiful. And I guess she is, in that weird, modelly, "looks like your face is made out of coathangers" way.
But I'm OBSESSED with those eyebrows and I don't know why. In one sense she looks like a persian cat that's constantly smelling **** and turning away from it... she looks like the kind of girl who would kick you in the bollocks just for daring to breathe the same air as her.
And........ I dunno why, but that really gets me horny. The fact that she's bi***ual just adds to the fun.
3-10 coming soon...
Rockin'1
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