Had way to much beer and want some fanny thread.

[Gideon lock]

Feel free to join in and offer your aunties if they are lonely and want beasting by a young hung stud (uk even better)

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Don't ask don't get kinda thing.

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None of those thirsty types that suck your **** with such passion that the veins collapse in the peen afterwards though.

[Beercules]

So, getting drunk and ****ing whores ?



I'm in

[Gideon lock]

So, getting drunk and ****ing whores ?



I'm in

Yeah bro i would **** anything that's female right about now. A toothless 67 year old... Check. a crackwhore who sweats alot... Check. A weed smoking illiterate hippo woman.... Check. A middle class woman called joline who doesnt do ****... Check. A Azerbaijani woman with monstrous pubic hair.... Check.

[Beercules]

Yeah bro i would **** anything that's female right about now. A toothless 67 year old... Check. a crackwhore who sweats alot... Check. A weed smoking illiterate hippo woman.... Check. A middle class woman called joline who doesnt do ****... Check. A Azerbaijani woman with monstrous pubic hair.... Check.

You got Tinder dude ?



My ex now **** buddy just went to Massachusetts to get BBCd.


Only for a day doe.


I might try to harpoon a whale.

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You got Tinder dude ?



My ex now **** buddy just went to Massachusetts to get BBCd.


Only for a day doe.


I might try to harpoon a whale.

Na bro I was on pof back in the day, and damn sorry to hear that you probably won't hear back from her.

and snap my pals used to call me ahab as i had a habit of ***ing the fatties whether I was attracted to them or not it was just banter.

[Gideon lock]

You got Tinder dude ?



My ex now **** buddy just went to Massachusetts to get BBCd.


Only for a day doe.


I might try to harpoon a whale.

Some of the best bjs I've had were from fat ones they must think it's food mentally. And really go to town on that chit like it's tasty or something.

[Beercules]

Some of the best bjs I've had were from fat ones they must think it's food mentally. And really go to town on that chit like it's tasty or something.

Sort of like a Twinkie to them I guess.


Cream filling...you know where I'm going.

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Sort of like a Twinkie to them I guess.


Cream filling...you know where I'm going.

Yeah man i know what you mean. Although I find they get a bit attached after you've used them for ***, they text when your eating or having a poo and it's like *** off I'm not in the mood right now. I only msg them late at night when they are ripe for ploughing. And even then when i see them in person i sometimes regret acting on impulse and have to have atleast 4 beers before even finger****ing em.