Any break up advice ?

[b Murphington]

I was with a tinder slut who got Hakeem'd

The shyt was so big it gave her cystitis

It tore her insides

Then she met me and mini me

I dont even think the fat motherfcka felt my pistol because she has had a Bazooka

This post has a slight Zaroku quality to it. Like, it sounds like him, but at the same time, it doesn’t. Are you Zaroku?

[b Murphington]

I don't believe so, thank Jesus.


We ****** and it felt tight so


I have been saved.

Now if only I could ****.

[i_am_a_champ]

This post has a slight Zaroku quality to it. Like, it sounds like him, but at the same time, it doesn’t. Are you Zaroku?

Yes i am Zaroku , how did you work it out?

I am baffled

Explain mijo

[Lomadeaux]

Blessing in disguise?

[johnbook]

[Beercules]

Blessing in disguise?

Eh, I care for this chick. I lost my ***** for a little bit:lol:

[b Murphington]

Eh, I care for this chick. I lost my ***** for a little bit:lol:

It’s alright dude. I have a mental breakdown daily. Usually happens during my commute, or when I’m trying to wipe my ass and it’s not working out.

[b Murphington]

Yes i am Zaroku , how did you work it out?

I am baffled

Explain mijo

Idk. You seem like a clean cut, more coherent, less erratic version of him as far as posting content and quality.

It’s a good thing. Zaroku is wise.

[phallus]

Never seen her ass, but I have dreamt about it. And **********d to it.

lol, you could dream about cumming all over those pimples, lol

Actually, I’m glad you brought up SWC. I read up on it. Apparently, SWC is in fact average. It’s just that because of poorn, everyone thinks normal women crave BBC, but BBC is in fact, not normal. Poorn industry normalized the thought of BBC. Very few people reach above 8” and if they did, most woman wouldn’t like it because of the pain involved in penetration.

I remember the story of that guy who died because he got ****d by a horse or whatever. Same thing. No one could take a **** like that.

Average is in a range of 4” to 6”. Smaller than 4”, then I guess that’s really SWC and woman might make fun of you. So in reality, most women are fine with 4 - 6 and most wouldn’t want BBC.

I don't believe so, thank Jesus.


We ****** and it felt tight so


I have been saved.

It’s alright dude. I have a mental breakdown daily. Usually happens during my commute, or when I’m trying to wipe my ass and it’s not working out.

[777KING777]

Might be done with my lady.


Vodka, sad songs and she wants to come over. I don't really want her to, but I want to see her.




I don't ****ing know. God damn.

Have you considered suicide? Seriously try it.