How do you get hoochies without a car?

[abracada]

Lil mama looked at me with disgust when I told her I didn’t have one.

Buy an old car for cents and fix it up

[Illmatic94]

females are attracted to status. thats why a rich celebrity mofo can fck anybody's wife by just staring. if you broke with no car you at the bottom of the barrel. only thing lower is the homeless sleeping under bridges. just pray you meet that rare gem of female that looks at the heart and not the pockets. if u meet her lock her down cuz yo ass not getting nothing better than that. a man with status has options. your only option is "oh well fck it." that is until you climb higher on that social ladder. education is your way up. stay in school or go back.

[Zaroku]

My wife will beat my azz if I smile at another woman ...

[Rockybigblower]

Tell the batch if she wants a car then you'll get her one...then walk out into the traffic and jack one. She'll see you are a man straight up and you take what you want when you want it...even her panties.

[Gideon lock]

Sometimes a car is a dealbreaker for a hoochie. It is what it is.

There are hoochies out there that will be down for picking your no car having ass up doe & if you get lucky or got skills you might even get a hoochie that'll let you drive the hoochiemobile.

Hahahaha the hoochiemobile

[Szef]

She don’t want no scrubs, bruh.

Gotta try to pick up b itches on the same bus as you. Or fat girls with cars. That’s it my man.

[Derranged]

It's not uncommon for women to demand what they can't provide in return.

Just keep trying until you find one who doesn't give a shit.

[FinitoxDinamita]

She don’t want no scrubs, bruh.

Gotta try to pick up b itches on the same bus as you. Or fat girls with cars. That’s it my man.

Fat girls pay the bills, bruh lol.

[Beercules]

It can be done.



When I was dating that Chinese girl (the one who I was *****ing about for like a month when we split) my car wasn't working, was in the shop for about a month.


She picked me up, bought me crap all the time, always slept over.


If you **** these women properly and or your tongue game is


You're good to go.

[man down]

Lol I wouldn't even have the nerve. Maybe you can ask your parents to borrow the car lol.

This is just a no brainier. Kids these days. Living at home with no car. This is why these young hos want older men.