3 Minutes in a cage with a fully grown tiger or lick the balls of a random guy

[IceTrayDaGang]

throw me in with da beast. play dead for 3 minutes, done!

[Larry the boss]

neither, why the hell would I ever have to make that choice?

[Szef]

All you Rambos in here are saying you'd choose the tiger now behind your PCs, but I bet my left nut (this is not an offer) that the minute you start approaching the cage and see a hungry 400 pound tiger looking at you like you're a cheeseburger, your survival instincts would kick in and you'd get on your knees and beg the nearest guy to take his pants off.

Licking balls in a situation like this isn't gay or anything like that. It's self preservation. It's no different than eating **** and other disqusting animals or drinking your own piss when you're starving and don't have the access to food.

[BoxingFan85]

All you Rambos in here are saying you'd choose the tiger now behind your PCs, but I bet my left nut (this is not an offer) that the minute you start approaching the cage and see a hungry 400 pound tiger looking at you like you're a cheeseburger, your survival instincts would kick in and you'd get on your knees and beg the nearest guy to take his pants off.

Licking balls in a situation like this isn't gay or anything like that. It's self preservation. It's no different than eating **** and other disqusting animals or drinking your own piss when you're starving and don't have the access to food.

I'd bet on your right nut too that is exactly what they'll do when they see a supreme feline 3 ft away.

[IceTrayDaGang]

neither, why the hell would I ever have to make that choice?

same reason you made the choice to **** mens in prison.

[DreamerUSA]

neither, why the hell would I ever have to make that choice?

You complain about all the political stuff ruining the lounge. You get a thread that isn't political, and for me anyways, had me rolling in laughter at some of the comments and you post this comment. I'm guessing anyone with more than two brain cells knows the odds of being put into a situation like this is effectively zero.

[IceTrayDaGang]

All you Rambos in here are saying you'd choose the tiger now behind your PCs, but I bet my left nut (this is not an offer) that the minute you start approaching the cage and see a hungry 400 pound tiger looking at you like you're a cheeseburger, your survival instincts would kick in and you'd get on your knees and beg the nearest guy to take his pants off.

Licking balls in a situation like this isn't gay or anything like that. It's self preservation. It's no different than eating **** and other disqusting animals or drinking your own piss when you're starving and don't have the access to food.

phuck you talking bout.. back in the motherland we used to hunt tigers for fun. we dont even eat the meat, we just kill them to show dominance.

[jazluvr]

throw me in with da beast. play dead for 3 minutes, done!

I was just going to post "play dead" after reading all the posts...lol.

[Richard Hamilton]

Can I lick the Tigers balls

[GGG Gloveking]

I'd have to go with the balls, but about time he ready to bust, he getting tossed in the cage.

Can't have word spreading around...