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    calling out jack_the_rippuh

    Bruh, so, I go to Starbucks and sit down at this big long table. I start to study some bull shit about implicit cost related considerations in Software portfolio management in public sector, and I noticed this insanely attractive rican woman starting to pack up her things.

    So, I knew if I said nothing to her I would at least regret it. I simply had to take an action to speak to her, no matter what it was.

    So I asked her what language the writing was on the sticker on her laptop. It was Arabic and we had a good convo for like 10 minutes and I grabbed her number and said let’s grab a drink sometime.

    Boom. What’s up bruh? You miring?

    She was legit hot too. Bright glow, good teeth, and green eyes that were like emeralds.

    Even if nothing comes of it, at least I took a shot.

    #2
    That's pretty cool. Good thing you talked to her!

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      #3
      There aren't any Puerto Ricans in Ireland.

      Rippuh doesn't like women anyway. He only fucks rotting pumpkins people leave out on their doorsteps for Halloween. I'd say he's sick but that's actually pretty normal for Florida.

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        #4
        Sounds like a *****.

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          #5
          She was a ****** Arab you dunce. Give her the beef, but not the pork.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Derranged View Post
            There aren't any Puerto Ricans in Ireland.

            Rippuh doesn't like women anyway. He only fucks rotting pumpkins people leave out on their doorsteps for Halloween. I'd say he's sick but that's actually pretty normal for Florida.
            Stfu you **** **** victim

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              #7
              Originally posted by Pretty Boy32 View Post
              Stfu you **** **** victim
              You **** sheep and you should be thrown in prison for the rest of your miserable life. But in Ireland, instead of elections, sheep raping contests determine who holds public office. Considering how many defenseless animals you've defiled, you should be the Taoiseach.

              KO'D on the first page as usual.

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                #8
                Originally posted by BALLS DEEP View Post
                Sounds like a *****.
                She is now my wife

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                  #9
                  did she anything about the fart stains on your face?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Redsox View Post
                    did she anything about the fart stains on your face?
                    because I am black?

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