"drunk scouser in vegas" why americans cannot behave more like this

[Cheek busting]

E pandas is my ppl. I used to drop product in Vegas homie.
If we roll up to LV you will see how they recognize "G"

You take the photos my homies will break you and your cell phone camera....

Hahah you gotta be the biggest Renaissance man in the world.

You've done it all, seen it all, and lived to talk about it - you can tell your fictional stories you've concocted about yourself in like 5 languages to boot! Yet you barely have a competent grasp on English grammar.

Hahah you certainly are a creative old-timer!

Lol too bad I don't believe a word you say about yourself.

Cool stories doe bruv! Hahah keep them up - grade A entertainment.

[Zaroku]

Hahah you gotta be the biggest Renaissance man in the world.

You've done it all, seen it all, and lived to talk about it - you can tell your fictional stories you've concocted about yourself in like 5 languages to boot! Yet you barely have a competent grasp on English grammar.

Hahah you certainly are a creative old-timer!

Lol too bad I don't believe a word you say about yourself.

Cool stories doe bruv! Hahah keep them up - grade A entertainment.

I speak from the heart lil boi... Passover is coming fast. Friday.. This Friday... Dead reckoning @ 6:58 Tokyo time.
Perhaps nothing to you but everything to me...

I will observe the law and do the best I can to pass it on...
***ish That's me ....

[Cheek busting]

E pandas is my ppl. I used to drop product in Vegas homie.
If we roll up to LV you will see how they recognize "G"

You take the photos my homies will break you and your cell phone camera....

Hahah the easier question, when trying to ascertain your acconplishments, adventures, and abilities would be to simply ask:

Aside from poosy and respect - what HAVEN'T YOU GOT/DONE?!?!

Hahahahahahah

[Cheek busting]

I speak from the heart lil boi... Passover is coming fast. Friday.. This Friday... Dead reckoning @ 6:58 Tokyo time.
Perhaps nothing to you but everything to me...

I will observe the law and do the best I can to pass it on. ..
***ish That's me ....

Hahah it's all love over here, BIG Z!!

I can tell that at heart you a solid dude and that's all that really matters.

[Zaroku]

Hahah the easier question, when trying to ascertain your acconplishments, adventures, and abilities would be to simply ask:

Aside from poosy and respect - what HAVEN'T YOU GOT/DONE?!?!

Hahahahahahah

Not letting my people know how much I love them.

[Zaroku]

Hahah it's all love over here, BIG Z!!

I can tell that at heart you a solid dude and that's all that really matters.

Peace lil brother
Now, I am preparing to wear sacred ***ish garments and cleansing myself for some *** stuff. I'll probably disappear for a few days... Shalom

I can write it in Hebrew.. Japanese/Spanish etc..

Shalom my brother

[betmen]

Are you that absorbed into American culture?

You are a ****ing fool...

Give this **** his green card...

I'll gladly take those green card, but let me relearn my chemistry first. Hmmm... what was it...?!

Amonnium nitrate
Gasoline
Propane

And...

Oo yeah, shout Allahuakbar before the blast



Okay i'm ready for that green card anytime now

[Zaroku]

I'll gladly take those green card, but let me relearn my chemistry first. Hmmm... what was it...?!

Amonnium nitrate
Gasoline
Propane

And...

Oo yeah, shout Allahuakbar before the blast



Okay i'm ready for that green card anytime now

Allah just ****** me off.. Mohammed is praying I get wood again..

Prophet? Lmao cum guzzler is Mohammed.