How did you handle bullies back in your days?

[Thraxox]

When I was in Middle School-High School whenever someone and his gang would try to gang up on me or bully me I would always shout and try to announce to people that a fight is coming up and have everyone's eyes on me and the bullies and challenged them to a 1 on 1 encounter and entice them "What, you are too ***** to do a 1on1 and can't stop hiding behind your ***** ass numbers to bully? come on 1on1 after school." So that if they decline, people around the school and ridicule them, or that if they accept they can't help but show up with one of them having to fight me, then eventually they left me alone knowing I can't be pushed around.

I wasn't a small fry. In Middle School I was 5'6 and my bullies are usually 5'7-5'8 so there wasn't much size disparity and I can defend myself.

[Zaroku]

When I was in Middle School-High School whenever someone and his gang would try to gang up on me or bully me I would always shout and try to announce to people that a fight is coming up and have everyone's eyes on me and the bullies and challenged them to a 1 on 1 encounter and entice them "What, you are too ***** to do a 1on1 and can't stop hiding behind your ***** ass numbers to bully? come on 1on1 after school." So that if they decline, people around the school and ridicule them, or that if they accept they can't help but show up with one of them having to fight me, then eventually they left me alone knowing I can't be pushed around.

I wasn't a small fry. In Middle School I was 5'6 and my bullies are usually 5'7-5'8 so there wasn't much size disparity and I can defend myself.

My sister Linda beat them up. I was a pvssy.. I got pants, and all kinds things.. My sis Linda, RIP, always had my back..

My pops realized I was a pvssy... Boxed for a shot while 10 to about 17, cuz my dad didn't want me wearing dresses..

Win lose or draw, let's do it...

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Either the cheesy standard storyline where we threw down then forgot what we were mad about and became friends afterwards

Or if they were really relentless they usually ended up in some kinda institution before you had to deal with them a 2nd time

[ΣNΣMY]

I never really got bullied. My older brother would smack me around but that's about it.

I wasn't allowed to get my brother to fight for me. If I had a problem I had to deal with it.

When I was like 10 or 11,I lied and told my brother that these kids jumped me but really I just got my ass kicked by one kid. So my brother takes me down there and finds out it was a fair fight. Made me fight the kid again,and again he kicked my ass. Then my brother kicked his ass then mine and when my dad got home he kicked my ass too. That was a lot of getting my ass kicked in one day.

[Beercules]

Gave them Pokemon cards and cookies.

[Elroy The Great]

in jhs, this one cvnt got the better of me because he was fncking ugly !!! a twin of the frankenstien monster but only shorter. sunken eyes, huge flat forehead and adams apple and he never smiled (with a face like that who can blame him). my logic was a cvnt that ugly shouldnt be messed with.

it seemed as if i was his only prey.

he would shoot spitballs at me, pluck my ears, give me flat tires (stepping on the back of your sneakers), shove/push me......he didnt have a size advantage, but that horrific face !!!!

one day in homeroom, friday, he (vincent, a fellow wop) used the back of my head as a paper ball target. he was laughing along with the other kids and the teacher did nothing....

so, as were filing out of the clasroom, i grabbed him by his shirt and told him, without shouting, if he ever pulled any shlt with me again id hurt him. we locked eyes and he knew.

tbh, i dont know what came over me. it wasnt as if this was the 1st time i was laughed at due to his antics. something about how the teacher had that look; hoping i would finally do something and i didnt want to disappoint.

from that very moment on, the cvnt couldnt kiss my ass enough.

most of my fights involved me not being a certain race. not really a particular bully. after we fought we usually became somewhat friends.

[W1LL]

Fisticuffs, old chap. Nothing that couldn't be solved by rolling up ones shirt sleeves and landing a few whallops on your young opponents chops. The right side of my jaw still clicks when I open it wide, from a time I laughed when this 6'0 tall behemoth chinned me. Rather than retreating I stood there laughing like a moron while he hit me two more times before giving up.

[Willy Wanker]

I just rolled on the floor and cried like a b1tch. They weren't even picking on me, I just did that when they got close to me as a preventative measure.

The bullies never messed with me for that reason, they thought I was ******ed.

But Middle school started, and I started throwing down.

Then by high school, I became a tough guy that bullies wanted to smoke weed and cigarettes with.

Now as an adult, I'm back to rolling on the floor and crying like a b1tch again.

[*TonyMontana*]

I was bullied for a good while by a fat kid called Mohammed...snapped one day and punched him infront of the whole class...he was telling all his boys to not hold him back while I was shaking in a psychotic nature with adrenaline...then he challenges me to a 1 on 1 at break time where I proceeded to beat the shlt out his fat fxcking face in front of the whole school....that was a big turning point for me

[RightJab]

Easy, p.iss in their p.e kit, hit one in the throat, then they're friends for life. If possible have a party, don't invite them, or do, and set them up. Play a bigger game. They tend to lose interest when they realise you're smarter and can be more violent, thats a big problem for them.

It's hard to play these games and do well in school, so for quick results, p.iss on their belongings and hit in throat. If it's stereotypical bullies, that dont give a *** about lessons, after p.iss and throat shot, clown them in the classroom with any short comings they have in the academia arena. Knock their confidence.
With a group of bullies, wreck the s,hit out the pack leader, p.iss on them, not their kit, alpha needs special attention.
At lunch, i found serving trays amazing weapons, you can do WWE style headshots, but also ram the edge into their face, neck, any joint area, really really effective! You can do the same with hardback books too.

Thats all awful advice, so dont do any of that unless you have exhausted the NICE avenues. You could put them off you by raping one? Na, thats too far really, meybe not **** then lulz.

It must be interesting nowadays because there is the cyber side to bullying now i gather, thats like fighting on two fronts, i dont know where bullies get the time or energy from, probably because they often operate in groups, they share the load (they ***in shared my load, allover their pe kits).
So maybe the victim can make a group to, share the abuse out, take turns of who's getting picked on. Wait, that doesn't solve the issue.
Also, the bigger ones can get really ***in angry when you take their boots and drop them in the toilets, and their school blazers have treacle all ***in over them, their parents get involved then!

Are we seeing the theme here? You end up bullying them in a sense, thusly i wouldnt recommend the above, because you're then becoming what you hate, what everyone hates, luckily parents and teachers get involved before it gets properly out of hand. But when they're 2 years older, and you know no better, the 'fight fire with fire' option seems the best way. Learned from it all though.



Never tell your physics teacher to *** off and lick a window, nothing to do with bullying but important info for anyone thinking of doing physics......