[HOLY S**T!] NASA seeks employee to protect Earth from aliens

[Hype job]

There's a vacancy at NASA, and it may have one of the greatest job titles ever conceived: planetary protection officer.

It pays well, between $124,000 and $187,000 annually. You get to work with really smart people as part of the three- to five-year appointment but don't have to manage anyone. And your work could stave off an alien invasion of Earth or, more important, protect other planets from us.

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[*TonyMontana*]

Sounds like a job for larry

[Teetotaler]

Lmao
So they're confirming aliens exist?

[mlac]

That weebey gif NEVER gets old

[-Kev-]

Well shorty was a cop...and she ain't dead.



I will forward this to The Reed.

[TonyGe]

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Gee I always thought ***** and his clan were terrestrials...

[Larry the boss]

Sounds like a job for larry

i applied..........

[TheBigLug]

i applied..........

You gonna detain the aliens in cells and **** them?

[The Hammer]

[Beercules]

i applied..........

Nah Larry. We are sending you to North Korea to kick Kim Jung Uns ass before he blows up the world.


Just say you're related to Dennis Rodman.