Having a big **** is not all it's cracked up to be

[krazyn8tive]

If you have a big ****, then you will always hear about it from girls. Irrefutable ****ing fact.

My other big **** players in here will tell you about that. They know I'm speaking the truth.

The fact that you even asked me about it confirms what we already know lol

[DARKSEID]

At this point my **** is famous.

I don't give a **** what lame ass ******ed YouTube videos you post lol

[Shaolin Sword]

I can't help but smirk when thinking about what your little rooster looks like on that lanky frame

[Eff Pandas]

You're right. Everytime I take a sh^t my **** ends up bobbing for turds. Someone needs to invent a pooping **** holster or something.

[The Tribe]

It has it's ups and downs.

The best "up" in my personal experience is ****ing down a chick who can take it all, a real size queen.

You don't come across them as often, but when you do and they get horny, they always make sure to give you a call. There's this one white chick who I bottom out on and she absolutely loves it. I think I was pounding her cervix at some point, but she's just a freak. In fact I'm expecting her phone call any minute now...

The one thing I can't stand is when you're hitting it doggystyle and they put their hand on your leg to regulate the amount of ****ing they get. Oh no, move that hand bitch. I don't got time for that.

[krazyn8tive]

I can't help but smirk when thinking about what your little rooster looks like on that lanky frame

That might be the gayest thing anyone has said to me on this site

[Shaolin Sword]

That might be the gayest thing anyone has said to me on this site

You have a small one, don't you?

[Szef]

Is 'uncle chan' really what US Asians call sellouts, or maybe Lloyd and Harry here made that term up? Serious question.

[Suckmedry]

Is 'uncle chan' really what US Asians call sellouts, or maybe Lloyd and Harry here made that term up? Serious question.

Your pasty polack azz just better hope i never release that vid of you crying your ****ing eyes out begging me not to come to Poland and kick the **** out of your f@ggot azz. B*tch azz polack. Eur0trash azz mutha***a.

[KEY LOW]

Is 'uncle chan' really what US Asians call sellouts, or maybe Lloyd and Harry here made that term up? Serious question.

Never heard it before in my life. I think tago is the only one that says it lol