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    #31
    I imagine Amir Khan having to wear a protective Helmet and mouth guard even while he sleeps. I'm sure he'd be rather difficult to wake up from a nightmare. You'd probably shake him and instead of him waking he'd fall into an even deeper slumber.

    I imagine Timothy Bradley staring into the mirror for hours, shaving and shinning his bald head while repeating, "come break this wall down".

    I imagine Tyson Fury sniffing coke off a hookers ass until he passes out due to a lack of air. Then waking up with pink eye.

    I imagine Andre Ward has hugging issues and will occasionally try to sneak in a headbutt. The guy wont be able to hold a 2 minute conversation without at least one hug. You go for a dap, he hugs. You shake his hand, he pulls you in and hugs you. You wave, he walks over hastily and clinches. He's the type of guy that you would try to avoid coming across because you wouldn't want to risk a clash of heads or enduring several clinches during small talk.

    I imagine BAM BAM Rios having a difficult time at drive thru's due to his horrid speech. After several attempts at ordering a meal, he'd just speed off in a fit of anger.

    I imagine GGG needs to be recharged every evening. Whenever he fights a new opponent, Tom and Abel just remove a cassette out of his ass, replace the old opponents name with the current on the tape, place it back and have GGG go around spurting the same ***** in interviews time after time.


    I imagine Broner just shaking his head and grinning whenever he gets hurt. Someone hits him in the face with a basketball in the court and busts his nose, he shakes his head and grins while going into his default Philly shell. He misses the football catch, the ball flies between his hands and busts his nose, he shakes his head, grins and goes into a philly shell. Etc. . Etc. .

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      #32
      Originally posted by BoxingFan85 View Post
      Yousaf Mack
      I'd be the one standing with my back to the wall if Mack was around.

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        #33
        Originally posted by deathofaclown View Post
        I'd be the one standing with my back to the wall if Mack was around.
        That dude would Mack that! all on the floor (Akon)

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          #34
          Originally posted by Mc,Lovin View Post
          Mike Tyson
          He waits til the end of the night and just ****s em
          Nah. He is not the quiet type. He would have been fighting all night.

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            #35
            Originally posted by Willy Wanker View Post
            I could picture Hagler wearing a tailored suit and tie just to walk his dog. And dark glasses of course.

            Holyfield is probably the type to wear pink polo shirts and cargo pants and still look like the toughest guy in the room.

            Pacquiao probably never goes grocery shopping unless he has at least 15 friends with him.

            Thurman is the type to meditate and do yoga in the park. And then go to a drum circle at the beach right after. Seems like a cool dude to hang with.

            GGG looks like a big tipper. He also seems like the type of dad who would carry his baby in a carrier
            like this:

            I can TOTALLY see all of this, especially Keith's and GGG's. GGG with a baby carrier is an amazing image.

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              #36
              Originally posted by *TonyMontana* View Post
              Mike Tyson
              He waits til the end of the night and just ****s em
              When the hell did you change your username?!

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                #37
                Originally posted by Aztekkas View Post
                I imagine BAM BAM Rios having a difficult time at drive thru's due to his horrid speech. After several attempts at ordering a meal, he'd just speed off in a fit of anger.
                this is accurate, and Robert Garcia would just have to order for Rios.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by siablo14 View Post
                  Nah. He is not the quiet type. He would have been fighting all night.
                  According to Steve-O, Tyson would roll ******* joints and smoke them, however the hell that works.

                  "Yeah, I was packing. So we locked ourselves in this bathroom. So there we are, and he asked me for a cigarette while I was chopping up a bunch of blow on the counter. He rolled it back and forth between his fingers and all the tobacco fell out, and he kept doing it until nothing was left except a tube of paper connected to the cylinder. And he turned it right side up and started scooping ******* into it, like pure *******. Nothing but. And I’m fascinated. I’m thinking that can’t work. It boiled down to the most ****ing gripping science-fair project ever. He filled it until it was ****ing full as ****. And he made it work, man. He sat there and smoked the whole deal."

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by BM dnobagaV View Post
                    According to Steve-O, Tyson would roll ******* joints and smoke them, however the hell that works.

                    "Yeah, I was packing. So we locked ourselves in this bathroom. So there we are, and he asked me for a cigarette while I was chopping up a bunch of blow on the counter. He rolled it back and forth between his fingers and all the tobacco fell out, and he kept doing it until nothing was left except a tube of paper connected to the cylinder. And he turned it right side up and started scooping ******* into it, like pure *******. Nothing but. And I’m fascinated. I’m thinking that can’t work. It boiled down to the most ****ing gripping science-fair project ever. He filled it until it was ****ing full as ****. And he made it work, man. He sat there and smoked the whole deal."
                    Yeah you don't want to do that. It's a waste of good Coke. At high temperatures ******* will vaporize rendering it much less potent. If you want to smoke it,cook it and convert it to crack. The only difference is hydrochloride salt. Crack ******* is the free base form containing no salt while ******* does.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by DionysusX View Post
                      When the hell did you change your username?!
                      Yesterday
                      Don't worry
                      One time change only

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