I imagine Amir Khan having to wear a protective Helmet and mouth guard even while he sleeps. I'm sure he'd be rather difficult to wake up from a nightmare. You'd probably shake him and instead of him waking he'd fall into an even deeper slumber.
I imagine Timothy Bradley staring into the mirror for hours, shaving and shinning his bald head while repeating, "come break this wall down".
I imagine Tyson Fury sniffing coke off a hookers ass until he passes out due to a lack of air. Then waking up with pink eye.
I imagine Andre Ward has hugging issues and will occasionally try to sneak in a headbutt. The guy wont be able to hold a 2 minute conversation without at least one hug. You go for a dap, he hugs. You shake his hand, he pulls you in and hugs you. You wave, he walks over hastily and clinches. He's the type of guy that you would try to avoid coming across because you wouldn't want to risk a clash of heads or enduring several clinches during small talk.
I imagine BAM BAM Rios having a difficult time at drive thru's due to his horrid speech. After several attempts at ordering a meal, he'd just speed off in a fit of anger.
I imagine GGG needs to be recharged every evening. Whenever he fights a new opponent, Tom and Abel just remove a cassette out of his ass, replace the old opponents name with the current on the tape, place it back and have GGG go around spurting the same ***** in interviews time after time.
I imagine Broner just shaking his head and grinning whenever he gets hurt. Someone hits him in the face with a basketball in the court and busts his nose, he shakes his head and grins while going into his default Philly shell. He misses the football catch, the ball flies between his hands and busts his nose, he shakes his head, grins and goes into a philly shell. Etc. . Etc. .
I imagine Timothy Bradley staring into the mirror for hours, shaving and shinning his bald head while repeating, "come break this wall down".
I imagine Tyson Fury sniffing coke off a hookers ass until he passes out due to a lack of air. Then waking up with pink eye.
I imagine Andre Ward has hugging issues and will occasionally try to sneak in a headbutt. The guy wont be able to hold a 2 minute conversation without at least one hug. You go for a dap, he hugs. You shake his hand, he pulls you in and hugs you. You wave, he walks over hastily and clinches. He's the type of guy that you would try to avoid coming across because you wouldn't want to risk a clash of heads or enduring several clinches during small talk.
I imagine BAM BAM Rios having a difficult time at drive thru's due to his horrid speech. After several attempts at ordering a meal, he'd just speed off in a fit of anger.
I imagine GGG needs to be recharged every evening. Whenever he fights a new opponent, Tom and Abel just remove a cassette out of his ass, replace the old opponents name with the current on the tape, place it back and have GGG go around spurting the same ***** in interviews time after time.
I imagine Broner just shaking his head and grinning whenever he gets hurt. Someone hits him in the face with a basketball in the court and busts his nose, he shakes his head and grins while going into his default Philly shell. He misses the football catch, the ball flies between his hands and busts his nose, he shakes his head, grins and goes into a philly shell. Etc. . Etc. .
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