Can't find a job. I need help.
I've been unemployed for a year. I just don't get it. I've been applying everywhere. I have an impressive background as well, not to mention I've done some charity work mix in my resume because I know companies love that sort of stuff.
Here's what my resume says and you let me know what you think, I'll even break it down for you. I've taken out the sensitive information.
Name: **********
Address: *********
Phone Number: *********
Occupation: Professional Weed grower and distributer.
Summary: I basically grow out the weed. We had the best weed in town. I would cut the crops as well as package them. I would give them to Cartel as he would make sure they end up in the right hands. I got let go of this job because other weed dealers came in and took our customers.
You see, I used to work in a weed labatory which is legal in the state of Washington. My manager was Cartel, short for Cartello. He was a good guy. I liked working there but it wasn't for me. Luckily another distributor came in and put us out of business.
I've had more jobs that various from Sales Consultant to Call Center jobs. Pretty basic stuff so I won't bore you with that but check out the charity section of my resume.
Giving back to the community:
Professional Child Abuser
I know a lot about how to abuse a child from using belts, to hitting them with shoes, and even using clothing hangers. There are many ways to abuse a child.
You see, I used be part of a place called CCAP. California Child Abuse Prevention. We would educate other schools, Margery Mason Centers, clinics etc. to educate them on child abuse and how to prevent it. We would do presentations. I thought for sure employers would eat this up but guess not. Here is more of my charity work:
Giving back to the kids
My grandma left me her van when she passed so I decided to take that van and load it with ice cream and candy. I would drive around looking for kids to give it too. Sometimes I would load the kids in the back and keep driving to look for more kids so they can play with each other enjoying ice cream and candy.
You see, I don't get what's going on here. First of all people love kids and the fact that I'm helping them should be a plus in my resume. I don't get society and what they want tbh. What the hell is going on here?
Here's what my resume says and you let me know what you think, I'll even break it down for you. I've taken out the sensitive information.
Name: **********
Address: *********
Phone Number: *********
Occupation: Professional Weed grower and distributer.
Summary: I basically grow out the weed. We had the best weed in town. I would cut the crops as well as package them. I would give them to Cartel as he would make sure they end up in the right hands. I got let go of this job because other weed dealers came in and took our customers.
You see, I used to work in a weed labatory which is legal in the state of Washington. My manager was Cartel, short for Cartello. He was a good guy. I liked working there but it wasn't for me. Luckily another distributor came in and put us out of business.
I've had more jobs that various from Sales Consultant to Call Center jobs. Pretty basic stuff so I won't bore you with that but check out the charity section of my resume.
Giving back to the community:
Professional Child Abuser
I know a lot about how to abuse a child from using belts, to hitting them with shoes, and even using clothing hangers. There are many ways to abuse a child.
You see, I used be part of a place called CCAP. California Child Abuse Prevention. We would educate other schools, Margery Mason Centers, clinics etc. to educate them on child abuse and how to prevent it. We would do presentations. I thought for sure employers would eat this up but guess not. Here is more of my charity work:
Giving back to the kids
My grandma left me her van when she passed so I decided to take that van and load it with ice cream and candy. I would drive around looking for kids to give it too. Sometimes I would load the kids in the back and keep driving to look for more kids so they can play with each other enjoying ice cream and candy.
You see, I don't get what's going on here. First of all people love kids and the fact that I'm helping them should be a plus in my resume. I don't get society and what they want tbh. What the hell is going on here?
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