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I am proud to say my friend Walt bestowed this one upon me. I've gone through like 30 usernames throughout the years. My days of changing it are gone, I'm sticking with this in his honor.
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Originally posted by Willy Wanker View PostI didn't have **** when I was a kid, so I jerked off to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory everyday.
I still can't eat chocolate or see Gene Wilder without getting a hardon.
da fcuk?
ain't none of us had porn as a kid but there was other things to look at while you was spanking da monkey, like the Victoria Secret catalog, Cosmopolitan ****zine, Save by the Bell, the 90210 bitches , April from Ninja Turtles, Lady J, Cheetara and the list goes on but to Willy Wonka? what part? I would've even understood the Goonies (that part where Troy was looking at Andy's legs in that tennis outfit mm mm mm) your name could've of been Goonie Wanker
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I got my name from that tree called victor ortiz. Had high hopes for him. Now idk what to change my name too
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Some boxer guy I had to google up. Never heard of him before.
The original displacement of the engine of a vehicle I owned at the time of my signing on this here the forum.
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