Need to stop my diarrhea, got a date.

[deathofaclown]

Well the thread says it all.

I'm meeting a girl in about 6 hours from now and i've been ****ting through the eye of a needle all morning and during the night. Also i have bad ring-sting now too because of it.

It doesn't seem to be stopping, every 15 minutes i'm back on the throne emptying a Havana omelet out of my dumper.

Any serious tips on how i can firm up?

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

Take four immodium.

[MDPopescu]

Take four immodium.

... immodium is good...
... and some boiled rice with some butter...

[Weltschmerz]

Ask her over for pizza.

[The Ox]

Ask her over for pizza.

Or Omelettes?

[Beercules]

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04-30-2016, 08:00 AM

Don't fight it brah

A lot of girls are into it.

Just dont make her go ass to mouth.

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[hectari]

Did you eat Chipotle?

Sounds like you ate something bad and got the norovirus.

Either that or you got IBS, NC, or Chrons.

if you are taking a watery dump every 15 minutesand your anus is burning, means your colon and intestines are inflamed and were irritated by something you ate.

you shouldn't be going out right now, I suggest doing some research on a diet, avoid trigger foods that cause inflammation.

When you have inflammation and the runs you will have to do a low residue diet, and usually it takes a good 5 days for it to go away completely you have to avoid solid hard food, everything has to be soft an in the consistency of baby food, avoid soda, coffee, junkfoods, chocolates, nuts, these will trigger inflammation and make it worse.

right now you will have to eat mostly fresh cooked hot soups with very soft cooked veggies inside.

Later you will need some type of soft white rice soup, like Congee soup you can add chicken in there and ginger boiled and eat boiled eggs for protein and vitamin b, avoid all supplements or vitamin pills and dont take any meds unless a doctor says so.

[deathofaclown]

Did you eat Chipotle?

Sounds like you ate something bad and got the norovirus.

Either that or you got IBS, NC, or Chrons.

if you are taking a watery dump every 15 minutesand your anus is burning, means your colon and intestines are inflamed and were irritated by something you ate.

you shouldn't be going out right now, I suggest doing some research on a diet, avoid trigger foods that cause inflammation.

When you have inflammation and the runs you will have to do a low residue diet, and usually it takes a good 5 days for it to go away completely you have to avoid solid hard food, everything has to be soft an in the consistency of baby food, avoid soda, coffee, junkfoods, chocolates, nuts, these will trigger inflammation and make it worse.

right now you will have to eat mostly fresh cooked hot soups with very soft cooked veggies inside.

Later you will need some type of soft white rice soup, like Congee soup you can add chicken in there and ginger boiled and eat boiled eggs for protein and vitamin b, avoid all supplements or vitamin pills and dont take any meds unless a doctor says so.

Damn, 5 days to go away? i've got a long flight to Tokyo in 2 days.

Oh well, i'll just hope for the best tonight and hope i firm up in time.

[El-blanco]

Cancel the date man. At some point even with all the right pils your ass is going to erupt. Unless you live in a two storey house it will get ugly.