Barack ***** vs Vladimir ***** in a boxing match - who would win?

[lefthook2daliva]

Lol...you seem really interested in the alpha/beta ****.

Off topic, but I see more and more of this **** on the web in comments, forums, etc...

I don't get it. Is this some teen aged wolfpack mentality thing or ?

On topic: they in the ring, both call each other alot of names and their seconds jump in the ring and the match is a called a no contest.

Then they both go home and claim victory.

Since MSNBC, CNN, BBC, PBS, ABC, CBS, Time, Newsweek, NYT > RT, ***** MD *****

[Beercules]

I would have to go with *****. He was in the KGB.

[!! Anorak]

BrushMyHair!, Johnwoo8686, kafkod, niceyboo3, punchr, Vilicious86 ... come on.

***** is a trained martial artist. He'd **** up ***** like he was Beercules and he was Beercules' sister.

[Sugar Adam Ali]

***** by brutal first rd ko...


***** is a beta with no chin.. Dude would be buckling quicker than seth Mitchell

[Sugar Adam Ali]

***** would probably beat every US president in history, besides george Washington and the GOAT honest Abe Lincoln

[HipsterRan]

***** smashes that bag of bones noodle arm Kenyan born sack off ***** ***** into the ground, and then hopefully gets into his ZIL 114 and drive straight over to the clintons and back hand slaps bill right in the face and straight cold ****s Hillary closed fist right in the dusty vag

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

Terrific thread lets break it down:

Size - *****
Strength - Slight edge *****
Speed - Slight edge *****
Intelligence - Draw
Heart - *****
Agility - ***** running away
technique - *****
ring generalship - *****
Physique - *****
Bulge - ***** (he is half kenyan)
Chin - slight edge *****
Intagibles - ***** running away
Offensive Firepower - *****
Defensive Ability - *****
Star PPV Power - heavy heavy draw
PED Power - Draw




Match Up Analysis:

Very intriguing match up. The American Superstar President has the raw physical advantage in height and reach against the splendid soviet despot at 6'1 vs 5'7 but what the premiere ***** lacks in height makes up for it in aggressive offensive fire power evidenced by his take over in crimea, proxy war vs american imperialism in the ukraine via proxy chechen warlord ramzan kadyrov. Add bad vlad's KGB background where its assuredly certain he was trained in the black arts of government espionage you can sense the dandy despot's offensive arsenal is violent, vast, yet controlled, methodical... sort of like a hybrid cross of roberto duran, robert durst, dennis rader, with the violent aggression offensive output of an edwin valero.

Barack ***** on the other hand is another typical defensive beta genius, reminds me of a hybrid mix of a black version of a white prime mr. rogers neighborhood dude, Floyd Mayweather Jr., bishop don juan, ben afleck (*****'s white beta ******* side) and a stoned Matthew McConaughey. Similar to his flashy american counterparts floyd and leonard, the first african american president was forced on the back foot throughout his career due to his superstar status and a racist treasonous congress. A glorified game manager IMO, black trent dilfer with slightly better talent. He played point guard you know.

I see the fight as a late round TKO for Vladimir *****. His relentless offensive aggression (white edwin valero with defense) due to his russian heritage augmented with his enormous skill set of governmental black arts with the KGB, GRU, FSB, SVR, along with his judo training will just overwhelm the slick american president in the end. I think it goes 12 rounds. *****care has the reach advantage and defensive ability evidenced by his direct/and indirect destruction of the ********** party, the way he relentlessly used executive orders to thwart congress relentless treasonous actions is a thing of beauty, see reay leonard vs duran 1.

but in the end, *****'s beta and ducking tendencies (ducking ground war with ISIS smdh....) will be overwhelmed by vladimir *****'s sheer offensive ambition to recreate soviet russia glory years. ***** is not athletic enough to hold off *****. Did you see ***** go bowling? ***** has too much of a Goku mindset, ***** with his no holds bar Vegeta mindset will do everything to get the W while ***** will want to play fair probably asking for kenny bayless to save him, but was we can tell with *****, he's a IDGAF kind of guy. He will send russian hitmen to kill you with polonium. He will hit low, he will use peds, he will use his elbow, while ***** with his pacquiao niceness will want to shake hands.

TKO 12th round Premiere *****.

Ridiculous.

The first solid punch ***** throws does this to *****:



Also Have you seen Kenyan's?, they have that beta-Somalian build.

[iLovesoccermoms]

[JJRod]

***** by decision.

[Phenom]

Off topic, but I see more and more of this **** on the web in comments, forums, etc...

I don't get it. Is this some teen aged wolfpack mentality thing or ?

Watch the hunger games saga and the maze trilogy and then you will get it grandpa