Some black kid tried to stab me tonight

[Pretty Boy32]

I was leaving the office and walking to my car,
This black kid started following me. I didn't think much of it at the start but it became more apparent that he was trying to catch up to me.

I simply stopped and said "Can I help you?"
He proceeded to pull out a knife, at this point I was worried. He asked for my wallet and car keys, I gave him my wallet and reached in my back pocket for my car keys, I slashed him across the face with them and he dropped the knife and my wallet.

**** was strange as hell, this ain't my usual BS joke stories. This actually happened this evening and I have informed authorities.

[Showtime..]

White privelege.

[Left Hook Tua]

I was leaving the office and walking to my car,
This black kid started following me. I didn't think much of it at the start but it became more apparent that he was trying to catch up to me.

I simply stopped and said "Can I help you?"
He proceeded to pull out a knife, at this point I was worried. He asked for my wallet and car keys, I gave him my wallet and reached in my back pocket for my car keys, I slashed him across the face with them and he dropped the knife and my wallet.

**** was strange as hell, this ain't my usual BS joke stories. This actually happened this evening and I have informed authorities.

you gotta ask for permission.

can't just try to blow random black dudes, bro.

[Willy Wanker]

Shouldn't have called the cops. It might go on by his record.

Brushmyhair is a good kid, I think he just needed money for the bus ride home.

[STAX ON DECK]

was he ur 'twin' ??

[The Noose]

So he was black right?
I dont think you have established that clearly enough yet.
How black?
He sounds really really black.

[Jedi Vader]

[MrTambourineMan]

[Zaroku]

you gotta ask for permission.

can't just try to blow random black dudes, bro.

You got him clean bra.

He got rammed, and didn't get a reach around. What office was he talking about? NAMBLA? North American Man Boy Love Association "head" quarters?

[Straight Up]

are you sure he is black?

like how did he asked for your wallet?

did he say "eyo dog gimme dem modaphucken keys and wallet"

was there a "yo" in his sentences?

was he wearing baggy clothes?