A thread about nothing

[BodiesInFlight]

[Willy Wanker]

Joe Methany





I went under there looking for them. They were not there, but the two homeless mother****ers they got high with them were down there. They were passed out on some old stinking mattress and that's where they were when I left, except there were dead from being chopped up.

Over the next couple weeks on the weekends I opened up a little open-pit beef stand. I had real roast beef and pork sandwiches and why not they were very good. The human body tastes was very similar to pork. If you mix it together no one can tell the difference.

Everything was going pretty good until I ran out of my special meat. So I lured another ***** up to my trailer. I got her in there and started to rip her clothes off and knocking the hell out of her. She was screaming, but there was no one around to hear her except me. And I just kept on laughing at her.

I had they going crazy over at the company digging up the remains of those 2 *****es there. Cause I had their remains buried in 7 different holes. The only thing I feel bad about in any of this, is I didn't get to murder the 2 mother****ers I was really after. And that's my ex ole lady and the bastard she got hooked up with.

Well that's my story, horrible but true. So the next time you're riding down the road and you happen to see an open pit beef stand, that you've never seen before, make sure you think about this story before you take a bite of that sandwich. Sometimes you never know who you may be eating. Ha! Ha!"

For a sadistic murderer who likes to **** and eat crack whores, he seems to have a pretty good sense of humor.

[Sweet Pea 50]

[Willy Wanker]

[BrometheusBob.]

He's a brain surgeon? I thought he was a gynecologist. He's rolling in the dough if he's a brain surgeon.

Yeah he's actually been well known for some time for performing the first surgery that separated twins conjoined at the head.

[Rudyo]

[Duggie]

How I picture you

[Rudyo]

How I picture you

haha well im mexican, but yeah I am pretty skinny. I'm also like over 15

I do have some air force 1's that look like those **** shoes though, **** kinda got me there. Actually basically just make the hair straight and black and without skinny jeans, and that IS me a few years ago.

[BOXEO _]

Q: Why don't ***s eat pussy?

A: because it's too close to the gas chamber

[BOXEO _]