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    #81
    Originally posted by phallus View Post
    Meagan's ******* looked so big and soft it would feel like ****ing a marshmellow. I'm almost tempted to go and ask for sloppy seconds
    Go for it, mayne. All I did was get a haircut, wear good cologne, picked up some new threads, fitted hat, made sure my breath was minty fresh, and it was on like Donkey Kong. I apologized. She was very cool... even cracking jokes. After a couple of nights with Meagan, I felt new. I had a pep in my step. My energy levels are off the charts.

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      #82
      Originally posted by Just Now Hit Me View Post
      Go for it, mayne. All I did was get a haircut, wear good cologne, picked up some new threads, fitted hat, made sure my breath was minty fresh, and it was on like Donkey Kong. I apologized. She was very cool... even cracking jokes. After a couple of nights with Meagan, I felt new. I had a pep in my step. My energy levels are off the charts.
      so you went back and hit it again, I thought so. those ******* are like a magnet, I hope you busted all over them

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        #83
        Lol can't lie that was a pretty well constructed story. You can definitely get locked up for this **** though man. Not good at all.

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          #84
          I am thinking of vomiting.

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            #85
            Originally posted by SkillspayBills View Post
            Lol can't lie that was a pretty well constructed story.
            Thank you for the props, mayne.

            You can definitely get locked up for this **** though man.
            They can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man.

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              #86
              Just Now Hit Me's wank mag when he was a teen:

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                #87
                Originally posted by !! Anorak View Post
                Just Now Hit Me's wank mag when he was a teen:

                :wank:______________________________________

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                  #88
                  I've heard about these beautiful ladies that you have in america, seeing this has just helped convince I need to book a holiday and visit the states, hopefully they will dig my English accent.

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                    #89
                    what the actual bajoojoo is this????

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                      #90
                      Originally posted by SkillspayBills View Post
                      Lol can't lie that was a pretty well constructed story. You can definitely get locked up for this **** though man. Not good at all.
                      Can you explain why please? Out of curiosity.

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