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    I listened to some of my favourite albums tonight...

    Or USED to be my favourite, back when I listened to such wild songs of debauchery and unnatural urges:




    May Lord Allah forgive me, how can I have spent so many years of my life listening to such music of sin?

    This was the first time I'd listened to this Devil music since my conversion, this is the sacred music I put on my CD player these days:




    When I listened to this "rock" music, I at once realised my sinful ways.

    "Lord Allah", I cried out, "please punish me for my sins and make me well by allowing me to wake up in the morning with my head separated from my shoulders. I pray to the Lord Allah that I will be beheaded to show his divine mercy, but not before I am given 50 lashes to further punish me for my sins. No, make it a thousand, Wa 'Alaikums Salam Wa Rahmatullahi Wa Barakatuh."

    I hope that one day you Western pig Devils can appreciate your sins, especially you American Satanists. I am blessed, and the Lord Allah wishes me to find a seven-year-old for a bride, like the Holy Prophet Mohammed. Then when I die and pass over to the next life, I shall be joined by 72 women who will greet me with sayings like "can you be gentle, it's my first time" and "I don't know if I'll be any good, I haven't done it before."

    DIE DIE DIE YOU AMERICAN PIG DEVILS!!!!

    ALLAH ALLAH AKBAR!!!!

    A'uzu Billahi Minashaitanir Rajim.

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      #3
      Anorak is on a musical diet consisting of Cat Stevens and Cat Stevens only

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        #4
        Guess I will be returning my Best of 2 Live Crew box set I had just bought for the honorable Imam Annie.

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          #5
          Na'uzu billahi mindaliq
          Last edited by betmen; 01-15-2015, 08:09 PM.

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            #6
            Is it true if you are caught dancing you will get stoned, doesn't sound that bad to me.

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              #7
              I liked when you talked about gay **** more, and I didnt really like it.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Da Machine View Post
                I liked when you talked about gay **** more, and I didnt really like it.
                May you be beheaded in the name of Allah.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Anorak Akbar View Post
                  May you be beheaded in the name of Allah.
                  I pray to christ that Im not. I will lock my door tonight and load my American made .357 Ruger Security Six.

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                    #10
                    One of my favorite songs:

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