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    [HOLY S**T!] Planetary Alignment On Jan 4, 2015 Will Decrease Gravity For 5 Minutes

    Planetary Alignment On Jan 4, 2015 Will Decrease Gravity For 5 Minutes Causing Partial Weightlessness




    Planetary Alignment On Jan 4, 2015 Will Decrease Gravity For 5 Minutes Causing Partial Weightlessness.

    Strange natural occurrences are happening in the world today. But nothing more magnificent than the one you will experience on January 4, 2015.

    According to British astronomer Patrick Moore, at exactly 9:47 PST AM on January 4th, Pluto will pass directly behind Jupiter, in relation to Earth. This rare alignment will mean that the combined gravitational force of the two planets would exert a stronger tidal pull, temporarily counteracting the Earth***8217;s own gravity and making people virtually weightless. Moore calls this the Jovian-Plutonian Gravitational Effect.

    Moore told scientists that they could experience the phenomenon by jumping in the air at the precise moment the alignment occurred. If they do so, he promised, they would experience a strange floating sensation.

    Astronomers have long been aware that there would be an alignment of the planets on that date, when Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto would be on the same side of the sun, within an arc 95?wide. But now they are guaranteeing the occurrence as the gravitational effect of the other planets on the Earth***8217;s crust is maximum even at their closest approach.

    But don***8217;t get too excited. If you think you***8217;ll be able to float around your house, you***8217;re wrong. But, if you jump in the air at 9:47 AM PST, on January 4, 2015, it should take you about 3 seconds to land back on your feet instead of the usual 0.2 seconds.

    So, mark this date on your calendar and share it with your friends! Zero gravity day is just around the corner!

    looooooooooooooool

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      #3
      Have you ever tried Ketamine?.

      That **** will decrease gravity so much you end up on the moon.

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        #4
        did you say weightlessness?

        you mean I'm gonna feel lighter?

        wohoooooo!!!

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          #5
          Originally posted by -jose- View Post
          did you say weightlessness?

          you mean I'm gonna feel lighter?

          wohoooooo!!!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Mr Ehrmantraut View Post
            Have you ever tried Ketamine?.

            That **** will decrease gravity so much you end up on the moon.
            How about mket?

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              #7
              Originally posted by Russian Crushin View Post
              Planetary Alignment On Jan 4, 2015 Will Decrease Gravity For 5 Minutes Causing Partial Weightlessness



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                #8
                Originally posted by Russian Crushin View Post
                Planetary Alignment On Jan 4, 2015 Will Decrease Gravity For 5 Minutes Causing Partial Weightlessness




                Planetary Alignment On Jan 4, 2015 Will Decrease Gravity For 5 Minutes Causing Partial Weightlessness.

                Strange natural occurrences are happening in the world today. But nothing more magnificent than the one you will experience on January 4, 2015.

                According to British astronomer Patrick Moore, at exactly 9:47 PST AM on January 4th, Pluto will pass directly behind Jupiter, in relation to Earth. This rare alignment will mean that the combined gravitational force of the two planets would exert a stronger tidal pull, temporarily counteracting the Earth***8217;s own gravity and making people virtually weightless. Moore calls this the Jovian-Plutonian Gravitational Effect.

                Moore told scientists that they could experience the phenomenon by jumping in the air at the precise moment the alignment occurred. If they do so, he promised, they would experience a strange floating sensation.

                Astronomers have long been aware that there would be an alignment of the planets on that date, when Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto would be on the same side of the sun, within an arc 95?wide. But now they are guaranteeing the occurrence as the gravitational effect of the other planets on the Earth***8217;s crust is maximum even at their closest approach.

                But don***8217;t get too excited. If you think you***8217;ll be able to float around your house, you***8217;re wrong. But, if you jump in the air at 9:47 AM PST, on January 4, 2015, it should take you about 3 seconds to land back on your feet instead of the usual 0.2 seconds.

                So, mark this date on your calendar and share it with your friends! Zero gravity day is just around the corner!

                looooooooooooooool
                If timed correctly someone could give the World's Greatest Long Distance Money Shot lol!

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                  #9
                  That 3 second figure sounds implausible to me.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MDPopescu View Post


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                    ... maybe you're not reading this above correctly...

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