I'm trying to find some new ways to masterbate.

[Trigger unhappy]

I've used vibraters, pillows, fruits, steak. Now I'm getting bored with the same old routines. What can you guys recommend?

[rorymac]

Build a fleshlight inside a prosthetic foot.

[BodiesInFlight]

[Build That Wall]

Use Jelly LOL.

[-jose-]

[-jose-]

you should start by first learning how to spell **********

[racer59]

you might need to fashion a smaller hole for yourself though

[Szef]

duuhhhh

[Szef]

Also, steaks?

I thought you were vegan. For you guys it must be like necrophilia or something.

[DARKSEID]

You could try using a vagina