[LMAO!] Some good jokes, any?

[Weltschmerz]

Your own jokes, or good jokes you heard. Not the ones you just google and copy paste here. Go on punk, make my day.

[-Kev-]

What did one butt cheek say to the other?
Don't cross the line.

[Rockin']

When a pig is injured what will it be driven to the hospital in?

In a Hambulance of course.............

[-Kev-]

Okay, I made these up myself, so go easy on me...

One Eel wanted to rob a bank, and told another Eel to come join it. The other Eel said "No, that's Eelegal"

A tie came from work and was hanged next to all the other ties in the closet. The tie next to it asked "How are you?" The tie replied: "Just a bit TIErd"

[-Kev-]

When a pig is injured what will it be driven to the hospital in?

In a Hambulance of course.............

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A PORK CHOP.

[Weltschmerz]

not bad Rockin and Kev. I will try and make some up myself, cannot think of any right now, buggers me.

[squealpiggy]

SCIENCE JOKE!

What is a quark?

It is the sound made by a durk.

[rorymac]

Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

[Sane Man]

Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

ROFL!

I spit out my Pepsi.

[Pretty Boy1]

A man was at the bus stop after a busy day at work. His bus pulled up and the Indian driver said: "Sorry I'm jam-packed full!!" The man replied: "I don't give a fuck what your name is I just want on the bus!!"