Clint Eastwood Saves a Life

[GeneralZod]

Film legend and overall closest thing to a living God, Clint Eastwood saved a PGA tour official's life at the pro-am.

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Just another days work

[Oasis_Lad]

A true Legend.

[The Noose]

A true Legend.

Jealous it wasnt you choking on cheese with Clint pumping you from behind?

[Oasis_Lad]

Jealous it wasnt you choking on cheese with Clint pumping you from behind?

I'd have said, "No Clint it's not stuck in my throat, It's in my Anus, you'll have to push it back up with hard thrusts. No, no..... I don't want any non-Biological instruments, Use your Penis - it's the only way."

Or as I'd be choking: "Mmmm mmmmfmf mfmfmfmf mmmmmf"

[The Noose]

I'd have said, "No Clint it's not stuck in my throat, It's in my Anus, you'll have to push it back up with hard thrusts. No, no..... I don't want any non-Biological instruments, Use your Penis - it's the only way."

Or as I'd be choking: "Mmmm mmmmfmf mfmfmfmf mmmmmf"

You cant make any "mmm...mmmfmfm" sounds if you were really choking. Hopefully he would ignore that fact and just continue squeezing you to be polite.

And if he did sodomize you it could be the end of him. He's 83. Imagine the headlines..."Legend Clint suffers heart attack while saving mans anus with ****"

[Oasis_Lad]

You cant make any "mmm...mmmfmfm" sounds if you were really choking. Hopefully he would ignore that fact and just continue squeezing you to be polite.

And if he did sodomize you it could be the end of him. He's 83. Imagine the headlines..."Legend Clint suffers heart attack while saving mans anus with ****"

There aren't many better ways to go IMO.

[toooooool]

Oh no

My image of Clint just dropped...A man that exhumes strength and machismo
shouldn't be connected to a weak and wimpy sport of golf in any way.

[MDPopescu]

Clint Eastwood > Chuck Norris...

[The Noose]

My image of Clint just dropped...A man that exhumes strength and machismo
shouldn't be connected to a weak and wimpy sport of golf in any way.

Golfers hit balls with a club.

They dont get half naked and maul sweaty men.


Golf > boxing.

[toooooool]

Golfers hit balls with a club.

They dont get half naked and maul sweaty men.


Golf > boxing.

Golf isn't even a sport...no one knows what it is....these pinheads that waste
a precious Sunday to stand on a golf track all day to watch nerds hit a ball
for 2 seconds then WALK..are just plain lost.