Rate your own badness

[Weltschmerz]

How bad are you?

[New England]

i am the embodiment of the 90 lb weakling.

[Weltschmerz]

i am the embodiment of the 90 lb weakling.

No you're not. You said some time ago you're a muscular dude and you weigh 240 pounds or something.

[New England]

No you're not. You said some time ago you're a muscular dude and you weigh 240 pounds or something.

i'm good sized, but i'm a very nice guy.


i'm a 90 lb weakling at heart.

[Beercules]

I beat up a good buddy last night. Literally had blood all over my kitchen. Broke my cats litter box. I have a puffy eye.


I voted 3

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

Depends how you define bad i guess.

I genuinely don't give a ****, but i'm not going to pretend i'm hard as nails.

[BostonGuy]

I've been training at a boxing gym for the last 4 years, so yes - I am a pretty bad man.

[rorymac]

Today I was working at a candyfloss stall, and this pretty girl came over to make an order. My voice started squeaking as I said "that'll be £2.50". I also started farting loudly. I told her to have a nice day, but then I noticed her boyfriend sidling up to her and he was massive. I shat myself, and went the rest of the day without changing. I fainted twice as I worried about what my mum would say.

When I got home I wanked over the girl into a sock, the whole process taking 20 seconds. I cried because I was so frustrated about my premature ejaculation, and then cried even more as I realised that it didn't matter as I'd never get to do it with a girl anyway.

1/5

[Sweet Pea 50]

I don’t give a **** who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ****ing life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ****ing pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ****ing back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a **** how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ****ing guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ****ing show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ****ing heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ****ing car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ****ing destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great ****ng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ****ing hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ****ing resuscitate you and kill you again myself you *****-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

[Weltschmerz]

Today I was working at a candyfloss stall, and this pretty girl came over to make an order. My voice started squeaking as I said "that'll be £2.50". I also started farting loudly. I told her to have a nice day, but then I noticed her boyfriend sidling up to her and he was massive. I shat myself, and went the rest of the day without changing. I fainted twice as I worried about what my mum would say.

When I got home I wanked over the girl into a sock, the whole process taking 20 seconds. I cried because I was so frustrated about my premature ejaculation, and then cried even more as I realised that it didn't matter as I'd never get to do it with a girl anyway.

1/5

LMFAO.. you're the second coming of Anorak or Derranged.