hooked up with guy up the street

[yesmenonno]

I had been really busy with work and mentally drained over the course of the week, so 7 days had passed since I had cum. Instead of taking the easy route and jerking off to some internet smut, I checked the local Craigslist ads and found a nearby slut who advertises himself as a 'cumdump'. We exchanged an email or two before he sent me his address. When I got it, I knew he lived in one of the nicer houses up the street, higher on the hill with a better view. He hadn't offered a name and his pics were blurry, but his body was tight and he was a hole just a few hundred feet away so I grabbed a coat and took off. He buzzed me in and I found him naked on his bed. He was well built, late 20s, mouth open ready to submit. I pulled out my pole and let him have a taste before getting hard and slapping him around with it. He handed me a crackpipe and asked if i wanted a hit. I took a puff and got back to enjoying his mouth on my stick. He worked my shaft for a while and then started licking my balls. Before I knew it, I felt like I was about to cum. So I told him to turn around and I chewed on his hairy hole for a while while. Eventually I couldn't take it anymore so I shoved my **** in his tight, wet mansnatch. I only lasted a few minutes or so before creamed a massive load in his hole. I asked for another hit of the crackpipe then left. I texted him just before and apologized for not lasting long. He said it was fine and that he was still fingering his ass and tasting my salty cum. He said I'm welcome to dump a load in him anytime I want

[Mike D]

Mildly ineffective story, bro!!

[DeadLikeMe]

Why do we sporadically get these?

[Sweet Pea 50]

Someone take the trash out already...

[takingaim]

He's posting one every night.

P.S. have you ever tried black c*ck?

[Mike D]

What's really peculiar is why he chose the boxing scene forum lounge of all places. The shock schtick would probably work better at a religious forum. Or at an elderly book club forum.

But a boxing forum? I lol'd.

[takingaim]

It's obviously not for shock value, he's just trying to be 'different'. On a religious forum they'd ban him in a second, so that wouldn't be much fun. lol

[Money_May]

Lol, who's alt is this? Disturbed individual.

[rorymac]

Please don't ban him, he's hilarious. The last sentence is always the best

[Beercules]

These posts are the best.


IMO