Women officially and literally turn men crazy

[DARKSEID]

So there's this new secretary at work and she's ****ing gorgeous, and the worst thing is, she's flirty with everybody. So literally everybody gets a go at it.

She;s only been here a week now and i'm literally not friends anymore with any of the guys at work, we're all at each other's throats and we all hate each other cuz it's like we're competing for her attention

btw I think she likes me the most and i'm pretty close to hitting that, even though she says she has a boyfriend. I already got her number and asked her out to lunch, which she said yes.

Hopefully i'm not just paying for her lunch lol, I gotta go at it hard.

[TBear]

[DARKSEID]

It's not complicated.

After you f4ck the **** out of her and make her fall in love with your ****, she'll do anything you tell her to.

[cupocity303]

Anorak is gonna have some fun with this.

[Tay Roc]

lol you're going to get fired for ***ual harassment.

[Coyotefury]

Chicks like that are used to being the center of attention and having guys fight for them. If you want to drive her crazy and have her be all over you, just ignore her. Chicks like that can't stand that **** and will do whatever it takes to get your attention.

[DARKSEID]

Chicks like that are used to being the center of attention and having guys fight for them. If you want to drive her crazy and have her be all over you, just ignore her. Chicks like that can't stand that **** and will do whatever it takes to get your attention.

No way in hell i'm gonna be in anything serious with this chick. Nobody wants that type of craziness long term.

I just want to give her the night of her life, and maybe, if it's everything I hoped it would be, the best morning of her life after.

[DARKSEID]

Anorak is gonna have some fun with this.

If ****ing guys is anything like ****ing girls, then even annie will know exactly what i'm talking about.

[WARQUEZ]

Wow they're pretty thirsty down there in Miami huh

[Los Zetas]

Women like that aren't new to a workforce. Many a time there was one girl who was accused of an affair with one of my ex bosses but would sit on my lap and also get others to drive her to pick up laundry and ****.

She also had one guy who was her closes male friend and drove her out and paid for her in cinema's etc...

She was a pretty girl and use to turn me on when she sat on my thigh because I wanted to hit it, and her ass felt so damn mmmm, but I knew she was a whore that used her body and looks to get what she wanted.

Funny thing was, by the end of the year she nearly ****ed up one marriage, and every mofo at work lost weight and looked a lot cleaner and better shape LOL. I think they all wanted to impress her.

**** even myself started watching Ugly Betty because she asked me to.

There's a certain type of ***y flirty to friendly nice that just hits the spot. I'm not sure what she possessed exactly but she had the right formula. In hindsight I wish I licked her punanani.

This is what can happen guys, and from hat day on I said **** it, don't ever let a woman run things.