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    I just fcked up someones engagement..

    long story short, met up with this 21 yr old from canada, night of drinking and we ended up in her hotel room. we were pretty hammered.

    her homegirls walked in on us and the dude that was with them pushed me off the bed while i was on top of her and this fool tried to fight me when im butt naked and got a raging boner . i was like "sht bro, hold up! chill man, lemme put some pants on first then we can fight if you want..."

    but damn 3 girls and a dude see this go down, and im pretty sure someones gonna tell her fiance...

    i was so hammered im thinking right now why i just didnt take her to my place or even lock the door... fck..

    the worst thing is i didnt finish... and she prolly wont talk to me ever again because of her friends

    #2
    Originally posted by KING MEAT View Post
    long story short, met up with this 21 yr old from canada, night of drinking and we ended up in her hotel room. we were pretty hammered.

    her homegirls walked in on us and the dude that was with them pushed me off the bed while i was on top of her and this fool tried to fight me when im butt naked and got a raging boner . i was like "sht bro, hold up! chill man, lemme put some pants on first then we can fight if you want..."

    but damn 3 girls and a dude see this go down, and im pretty sure someones gonna tell her fiance...

    i was so hammered im thinking right now why i just didnt take her to my place or even lock the door... fck..

    the worst thing is i didnt finish... and she prolly wont talk to me ever again because of her friends

    pfft all she has to do is say you was trying to **** her and bam her engagement is saved.

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      #3
      Originally posted by ElBossHogg™ View Post
      pfft all she has to do is say you was trying to **** her and bam her engagement is saved.

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        #4
        Should've distracted the guy with a solid cock swing before KOing him i reckon. Not many martial arts, self defense classes teach you how to deal with a good cock swing...

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          #5
          Originally posted by KING MEAT View Post
          long story short, met up with this 21 yr old from canada, night of drinking and we ended up in her hotel room. we were pretty hammered.

          her homegirls walked in on us and the dude that was with them pushed me off the bed while i was on top of her and this fool tried to fight me when im butt naked and got a raging boner . i was like "sht bro, hold up! chill man, lemme put some pants on first then we can fight if you want..."

          but damn 3 girls and a dude see this go down, and im pretty sure someones gonna tell her fiance...

          i was so hammered im thinking right now why i just didnt take her to my place or even lock the door... fck..

          the worst thing is i didnt finish... and she prolly wont talk to me ever again because of her friends

          The way I see it , you saved some dude from marrying a complete wh0re. Engaged and wh0ring around?? That guy should take you out and pay for all your drinks one night.

          He prob will be hurt , and then realize how much better it was to find out before the wedding and not after.

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            #6
            Originally posted by ElBossHogg™ View Post
            pfft all she has to do is say you was trying to **** her and bam her engagement is saved.
            then i go to jail. not good bro lol

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              #7
              Originally posted by Tom Cruise View Post
              Should've distracted the guy with a solid cock swing before KOing him i reckon. Not many martial arts, self defense classes teach you how to deal with a good cock swing...


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                #8
                Originally posted by KING MEAT View Post
                then i go to jail. not good bro lol
                not necessarily, who says she has to press charges. she just tell him you dropped a molly in her drink or someshit and works it out like that and dont press charges.

                what I would do is not give two fucks about the whole situation. bitch knew what she was doing, all bitchies are whores when they get that firewater in them and they know it. She shouldent have been drinking alone with you in the first place.
                Last edited by ElBossHogg™; 03-31-2013, 03:44 PM.

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                  #9
                  I'm currently doing a course in bullshitology and may hand this thread in as my dissertation.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by HUGH JASS View Post

                    i am definitely stealing that gif for the future!

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