Need some girl advice

[squealpiggy]

Recently there's this girl I've been hanging out with and I think that she likes me. I'm just not sure how to make the first move and if I do so and she turns me down will we stop hanging out?

Haha fuck off, the only place in the entire universe that is worse than this forum when it comes to advice on how to treat women is 4chan.

[SkillspayBills]

First thing that went through my head was "Noo ****ing way Squeal is asking for advice on a female."

I have to disagree though, there are some people who don't know what the **** they are talking about but there are some users who give some top quality advice.

[squealpiggy]

First thing that went through my head was "Noo ****ing way Squeal is asking for advice on a female."

There's like six a day made and it absolutely beggars belief that anyone would ask this set of ******s how they should speak to girls. And they're all ******.

"I've been with my girl for three months and I think she might be cheating, what do I do?"

"This girl who likes me has had *** with 12 guys, does this make her a slut?"

"Women never seem to respect me, they say it's because I'm a sop****ric idiot who needs to grow the fuck up. Do I have AIDS?"

[ßringer]

Sounds to me like she's a **** fetishist, bro.

Smash it, but don't talk to her anymore, because she's a ****** whore like every other girl.

[squealpiggy]

Sounds to me like she's a **** fetishist, bro.

Smash it, but don't talk to her anymore, because she's a ****** whore like every other girl.

Why won't my karma recharge!?

[BostonGuy]

You're a married man Squeal Piggy, don't ****in do it...

[kadyo's]

I just knew before I opened this thread that squeal is on to something.

Assuming that he's really asking for some idiot's advice then my advice would be to take her to a bed with a black satin cover, ask the girl to take off her clothes and ask her to lay on top of the bed then ********** furiously in front of her. No harm done.

[ßringer]

I just knew before I opened this thread that squeal is on to something.

Assuming that he's really asking for some idiot's advice then my advice would be to take her to a bed with a black satin cover, ask the girl to take off her clothes and ask her to lay on top of the bed then ********** furiously in front of her. No harm done.

That's a good way to ruin the sheets.

[squealpiggy]

That's a good way to ruin the sheets.

Yeah black sheets seem really sort of, dare I say it, sinful. In reality you can only basically sin in them once. Then they're fucking ruined.

[T.Horton]