What Would you Do? I'm ****ing Livid!!!!!!!

[THE REAL NINJA]

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done....

um should we call the FBI lol crazy mofo

[TOPitBull]

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done....

****, I love that **** man, you really know how I feel

[kaps]

I wish I could take credit for that, but it's from Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy...

[TOPitBull]

I wish I could take credit for that, but it's from Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy...

Big up handey, and kaps for bringing to light.

Serious man, I was starting to think I was crazy, hearing that, just felt good. Props.

[No 1]

I would smash the guy head in

[BadMagick]

too obvious, this **** wil know it's me. He's not ******, he's just a backstabbing ******.

So stick nails under there. He can try to blame you, but it's possible he just happened to run five nails over, right?

[theironone]

take it like a man, sure put a few frighteners on him, if you had some personal stuff to take care of you should of run it by the boss first.
There are sneaky ****as everywhere, just make sure you dont give them ANYTHING else to get you on.
I learnt straight away there are very few 'friends' at work just people who you have to accomodate in your life cos you walk over the same area 8 hours a day with them and its better to get on most of the time than not.
Just get the ****a back in a year or so's time
If your going to threaten him make sure its just you and him and if he goes running like a girl to the boss then deny everything

[The Missing Lin]

What ever you end up doing make sure you do nt do it for quite sometime. Doing anything now will ony put more attention onto you.

When you do get him back make sure it doesn't happen anywhere near work or it will end up getting you fired.