You know shyt got real when...

[Verstyle]

That condom broke and you nutted all in the girl that's a hoe

You run out of gas and you're 10 miles till the next pump

That random chick you did that you barely remember says she's pregnant

You left your phone charger at home and you're off to the in-laws house for Christmas

You gotta go pee but you're in line for that new COD or Halo 4 and the doors don't open until 2 hours

Yo babymama asking you for money so she can go out

You're sparring in the ring and you gotta take a shyt.

[Unknown Champ]

You had to much to drink at a comedy club or good movie in the theater and gotta piss but try to hold it till the end.

You are hungry as **** and the only place open only excepts cash, and you have none.

[Verstyle]

You had to much to drink at a comedy club or good movie in the theater and gotta piss but try to hold it till the end.

You are hungry as **** and the only place open only excepts cash, and you have none.

I've had that happen. Thank you McDonalds.

[paulf]

You receive a collect call from a prison

You start to undo a girls belt and she pushes your hand away

You are driving drunk and pass a cop

You hear that a girl you were ****ing has an STD

You realize today is your mother's birthday and you have no cash for a present

A girl you like is on the way over and you realize you have a bite mark you cant hide

[NearHypnos]

You're sucking a girls titty and stick your hand down her pants and get hit with the " I'm on my period"

When that girl you slept with doesn't go home...

When you hold your " fart" cuz it might not be a fart and got dem cramps.


When you start your shift, sit down and almost immediately fall asleep...

[DARKSEID]

When you wake up and you have 40 missed calls from a one night stand you only ****ed cuz you were desperate and drunk.

[Danny Gunz]

When you wake up an instantly know you embarrassed yourself the night before while drunk

[lebrick]

you are on top of a girl and your phone rings.. wife calling..

[MJ223]

When you get a phone call and she says "I'm late"......

[-jose-]

You're sucking a girls titty and stick your hand down her pants and get hit with the " I'm on my period"

When that girl you slept with doesn't go home...

When you hold your " fart" cuz it might not be a fart and got dem cramps.


When you start your shift, sit down and almost immediately fall asleep...

high school memories