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    #171
    When threads keep getting deleted

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      #172
      When your boss tells you to do cash for her and you can leave, and then sends the front of house people home, so you have to hang about the place for an hour and a half while the kitchen guys finish.

      God damn it.

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        #173
        Originally posted by paulf View Post
        When your boss tells you to do cash for her and you can leave, and then sends the front of house people home, so you have to hang about the place for an hour and a half while the kitchen guys finish.

        God damn it.
        At least your being paid to post.

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          #174
          In fact, technically I kind of am too, because I just finished up a translation job, and have to wait for the clock to run out so I can go. Only 5 minutes to wait though.

          But, with translation you're more being paid for the job than the time, so there's that.

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            #175
            When your uncle wakes you up in the morning and says to tell whoever is outside that he's not home, you go outside and there's 12 fbi agents outside telling you to put your hands up.

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              #176
              You know **** got real, when the girl you somehow sort of fell in love with is getting married in a month. (Or so she says.)

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                #177
                She's in my bed right now, don't read me the wrong way.

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                  #178
                  Originally posted by Nodogoshi View Post
                  You know **** got real, when the girl you somehow sort of fell in love with is getting married in a month. (Or so she says.)
                  Originally posted by Nodogoshi View Post
                  She's in my bed right now, don't read me the wrong way.
                  If you get her Prego then shyt will really get real

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                    #179
                    Originally posted by jose830 View Post
                    If you get her Prego then shyt will really get real
                    She already got pregnant a couple months ago. But, it sure as hell wasn't mine, it was her douche fiance's. I hadn't even seen her for a few months before that.

                    She said that he wanted her to have an ********, and she didn't want to. But, she had a miscarriage.

                    I once busted a condom in her, but I took her to the clinic to get the pill.

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                      #180
                      You know shyt got real, when you bust a full nut up in a girl, with a condom on, and when you pull out you notice that there is just a ring of fragmented plastic hanging around your ****.

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