[PLEASE HELP] Jay-Z vs the whole Oasis band in a street fight. who wins

[Trigger unhappy]

I pick Jay-z. I know its five against one but jay is from Brooklyn and he has some boxing background. Oasis is a great band but I don't think they have any fighting experience.

[Bossy]

I pick Jay-z. I know its five against one but jay is from Brooklyn and he has some boxing background. Oasis is a great band but I don't think they have any fighting experience.

Are you crazy? They are rowdy ***ers from Manchester. Plus are of Irish decent. They would be head butting Hov in the grill before he could even brush his shoulder off.

[res]

Are you crazy? They are rowdy ***ers from Manchester. Plus are of Irish decent. They would be head butting Hov in the grill before he could even brush his shoulder off.

I was gonna pick Jay but I didn't know they were Irish.

[gingeralbino]

they're from fookin manchester and mates with ricky hatton.

Jay-Z would probably win though, just cos Liam and Noel would start beating each other up and the rest of oasis would have to split them up

[WESS]

Crazy you mention this as I just had their collaboration "OJAZIS" on from 2008

[[ DUBBZZ ]]

they're from fookin manchester and mates with ricky hatton.

Jay-Z would probably win though, just cos Liam and Noel would start beating each other up and the rest of oasis would have to split them up

[Sweet Pea 50]

You know the type
Loud as a motorbike
But couldn't bust a g**** in a fruit fight.

[res]

You know the type
Loud as a motorbike
But couldn't bust a g**** in a fruit fight.

Jay might still have some trouble though, they're not little girls.

[paulf]

Liam Gallagher and his two bodyguards got the **** kicked out of them by a couple German real estate guys a few years back. Had to rebuild his front teeth.

Dudes are anything but scrappy.

[Sweet Pea 50]

Jay might still have some trouble though, they're not little girls.

I really don't care too much, to be honest. Just had the lyrics in my head when I read the thread title.