The ten ******est things Fat Yanks say...

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Bill Shakespeare, Winny Churchill, **** Dawkins...

Didn't shorten it up enough. We know them by the names of Billy Shakes, Winny Church, and ****y Dawk. Sounds like a bunch of Italian-American mobsters from New York.

5. Anything related to geography

There can be perhaps no greater insight to the uncharted ******ity of the average Fat Yank's feeble mind than anything they say relating to world politics and affairs.

How many times has a Fat Yank tried to suggest in NSB that there is no difference between the countries of Europe and some States, because "some state's our biger than sum euro countrie's".

It's like the pea brain of the average Yank - a nation that has to be prompted as to whether they'd like extra fries, don't forget - can't comprehend the difference between socio-political areas and geographic mass.

I once saw Sandra Bullock on a UK chat show - a Fat Yankess I previously would have penetrated - and she said she'd been on holiday in the country. When asked where - expecting an answer like "London" - she told the host "Germany".

Can you imagine that ****** ***** if she'd travelled here in the 1940s? "Hey, why aren't I, like, totally seeing the Queen of England? This concentration camp is frickin' not totally cool at all... do I get extra fries here?"

It's amazing how many Fat Yanks say ****** **** like one European fighter fighting in another European country is "his back yard". Because if I was having a fight, I'd pick Germany as a neutral venue.

It reminds me of that time I argued with Pantera fan, and reasoned that Abraham would beat Miranda in a rematch (and boy, I got that pick wrong, eh?)... I was told that I was a "bias Euro". That's right..... because I'm a ****ing Armenian.

RE: "The World Series"

Not that I want to stand up for these burger-eating, WMD-claiming fat ****ing Yanks, but I believe that it's called the World Series because it was started by a newspaper with world in the title. I would look it up, but I can't be arsed.

Seriously though, Fat Yanks... who do you think put Saddam in power in the first place? You've even got a Rambo movie where he helps put the Taliban in power.

You fat ****ing Yanks.

well little by little the european nations are losing their sovereign rights.

letting the eu take over.

government by commitee.

"consensus is the negation of leadership." -sir margaret thatcher

But regardless of that, they have cultural histories that go back thousands of years, and a diverse range of languages.

I honestly think that the average Fat Yank doesn't realise that over 95% of the world's population is made up of non-Fat Yanks.

[kadyo's]

5. Anything related to geography

There can be perhaps no greater insight to the uncharted ******ity of the average Fat Yank's feeble mind than anything they say relating to world politics and affairs.

How many times has a Fat Yank tried to suggest in NSB that there is no difference between the countries of Europe and some States, because "some state's our biger than sum euro countrie's".

It's like the pea brain of the average Yank - a nation that has to be prompted as to whether they'd like extra fries, don't forget - can't comprehend the difference between socio-political areas and geographic mass.

I once saw Sandra Bullock on a UK chat show - a Fat Yankess I previously would have penetrated - and she said she'd been on holiday in the country. When asked where - expecting an answer like "London" - she told the host "Germany".

Can you imagine that ****** ***** if she'd travelled here in the 1940s? "Hey, why aren't I, like, totally seeing the Queen of England? This concentration camp is frickin' not totally cool at all... do I get extra fries here?"

It's amazing how many Fat Yanks say ****** **** like one European fighter fighting in another European country is "his back yard". Because if I was having a fight, I'd pick Germany as a neutral venue.

It reminds me of that time I argued with Pantera fan, and reasoned that Abraham would beat Miranda in a rematch (and boy, I got that pick wrong, eh?)... I was told that I was a "bias Euro". That's right..... because I'm a ****ing Armenian.

I agree, all Armenians I know like martirosyan and that divorce-happy chicka named kim kardashian are americans so I guess he's wrong. Methinks Armenia is a state in the US. But it's also a part of Australia cause Vic Darchinyan lives there. But then again, I can care less.

[T.Horton]

on a side note, prince charles and his hoe are here in toronto for victoria day festivities. they're ******** up the flow of our beaches, thinking we give a damn about them visiting. uppity, inbred, ****s.

[T.Horton]

how could he cheat on that delightful princess Di with that dreadful Camilla. The only reason that i can think of is that she appears to be the man that he aspires to be.

[kadyo's]

the fat yanks is made up of the world's population.

fat yanks have no distinct culture.

even their national language isn't their own. spanish comes from spain.

You got it all wrong. English originated from Germany.

[MidnightSpecial]

@ the thread becoming an literature class

Boxingscene....teaching the minds of tomorrow

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when america become majority hispanic.....

rednecks like this will be moving to canada.

I love the hispanic population, especially Mexicans.

They work hard, like to drink, love their families, and make delicious food.

I always find it funny southerners talk **** about Mexicans when they are just like us

So bring em on... the more hispanic people = more hispanic women.....wont complain about that