[HOLY S**T!] Let me tell you why your breath stinks in the morning.

[Trigger unhappy]

When you eat dead animal flesh your body is 98 degrees so the dead meat ferments in your body over night. This is why your girl turns her head when you try to give her a kiss in the morning. Your breath to smells like shyt.

[Jim Jeffries]

A foot licking vegetarian? Interesting.

[Trigger unhappy]

A foot licking vegetarian? Interesting.

I never said I was vegetarian.

[siablo14]

Brush your teeth and tongue before bed and eat a fruit probably an orange or an apple; that might help.

[Russian Crushin]

Does the fermentation turn it into alcohol?

That'd be pretty cool to get drunk from fermenting meat in your tummy

[Jim Jeffries]

I never said I was vegetarian.

Well you've certainly got the lingo down, "dead animal flesh" indeed.

[rorymac]

Sc**** your tongue, brush your teeth, wash out your mouth. Keep a glass of water next to the bed for the morning, couple of sips should make it OK

[siablo14]

and floss too

[Russian Crushin]

Main solution is to drink alot of water

[TBear]

Bacteria???