Chat up lines- thoughts?

[Redemption]

I once said this to a girl:

"hi may name is ***ually Attractive Male but you can call me Sam for short"

She couldnt stop laughing.

[davidoff]

If she's on a bar stool try "alright love fancy something a bit harder to sit on?"

yes he could say that but just warn him that there is a big possibility him walking out with a high heel up his ass.

I hear what you're saying- definitely has to be the natural thing to do and not just saying it for the sake of it.

I might use the bar stool one as a follow up if my first one doesn't work. It's a bit direct but could work.

Would use the SAM one too but my name's not Sam.

[SirTomJones]

haha chat up lines usually just make them cringe